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[debatemebro]

WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]

Comments

[heavyliesthecrown]

I am impressed.

Might I inquire into your reason for our destruction when we wish to keep hold of our lives?

I do somewhat believe threatening one's destruction is a form of tyranny itself.

[debatemebro]

Oh, certainly not, no more than a hawk is a tyrant to rabbits. I destroy because I have learned it is the way of things; civilizations rise, they create inequalities, they create tyrants, and in the end they are devoured by a bigger empire or fall to pieces from within.

I am simply skipping to the end.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Are you aware that death is not permanent here?

[debatemebro]

I've been informed of this, yes. I will work around it as possible.

[heavyliesthecrown]

If permanent destruction here means permanent torture and agony, would you consider directing your attention first to eliminating what would be infinitely worse than oblivion? I feel that it would merely worsening the situation if that is not addressed first.

[debatemebro]

I have also been told of this torture and agony...

[heavyliesthecrown]

It is a little concerning to me.

[debatemebro]

If it is something that can be removed I suppose I have time to investigate it in the time between today and when I devour you all.

[heavyliesthecrown]

I do think it is only fair.

But it sounds as though you do not have the intention of attacking in the immediate future. How much warning are we being allotted?

[debatemebro]

In one year and one day, I will kill and consume everyone in this place.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Oh good. That is quite generous.

May I make a request or two?

[debatemebro]

I will hear them, but I may not grant them.

[heavyliesthecrown]

First, I would like to be friendly with you in the interim. I do not really wish to fight with you. Of course, I have no desire or intent to roll over, but I also do not wish to be adversarial in instances where it is not required.

[debatemebro]

Do you understand the nature of the threat I've made?

[heavyliesthecrown]

Yes. I simply do not feel frightened by you. And I also feel confident you will not succeed.

[debatemebro]

Where does that confidence come from, I wonder...

[heavyliesthecrown]

Perhaps if you could give me a non-violent demonstration of your capacity for destruction, it would change my mind. It is very difficult to feel truly threatened at the moment.

1/

[debatemebro]

...

[debatemebro]

Hmm.

[ grabs his left forearm with his right hand ]

[debatemebro]

[ RIPS HIS OWN ARM OFF ]

[debatemebro]

[ HIS REMAINING HAND GROWS INTO A TERRIFYING MONSTER CLAW AND CRUSHES THE ENTIRE ARM ]

done

[debatemebro]

[ drops it on the ground, where his ???? blood ??? burns a sizzling hole in the grass ]

There! Is that sufficient?

1/2

[heavyliesthecrown]

. . . I did not quite expect you to self-mutilate.

[ That was kind of sickening in various different ways. Yeah...]

2/2

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Blegh...]

I will take your threat into consideration. It is clear that you do possess some uncomfortable abilities.

[debatemebro]

Thank you for your aknowledgement.