debatemebro: (6-)
The City-Eater, Shahi ([personal profile] debatemebro) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2023-09-24 09:26 am

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WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]
heavyliesthecrown: (Clears throat)

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[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blegh...]

I will take your threat into consideration. It is clear that you do possess some uncomfortable abilities.
heavyliesthecrown: (He doesn't actually look bad in rope...)

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds as though you wish to be stopped.
heavyliesthecrown: (Nya imma cat)

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Rejoice. I feel confident you have found it here. But I have an additional request in the off chance that you are not defeated or have not changed your mind.
heavyliesthecrown: (It's time to be serious)

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[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ew... ]
heavyliesthecrown: (Repeat after me)

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[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
On the last day before our impending destruction, according to yourself, I would like to congratulate you if you are still here, in the only way that Bluebell can!
heavyliesthecrown: (Like a gentleman)

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
As my final request of life, I wish to kiss the hand of the one who would defeat me! ♪
heavyliesthecrown: (Seaside Festival)

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Splendid! In the meantime, let us get along. ♪

Welcome to...the pasture! If the snake tells you anything suspicious, and you feel charitable, share with the rest of us, okay?

And if you should find yourself hungry, Bluebell leaves berries outside of the drawbridge for others. Please do not trespass. A few people here have historical problems with that, so we wish to make our bounty readily available to others without them feeling they must resort to a life of crime.
heavyliesthecrown: (Pretty good huh?)

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2023-09-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And should you find yourself in need of help, please do not hesitate to ask.