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[debatemebro]

WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]

Comments

[soulsurvivore]

Oh, this should be good.

[ Faith's just gonna settle in nearby with a glass of wine. ]

[debatemebro]

I don't do what I do as a spectator sport, although I suppose I cannot prevent you from treating it as such. I am told the process is somewhat upsetting to behold, if that colors your future choices.

[soulsurvivore]

You're fun.

[ she sips her wine.

she's good, bro. ]

[debatemebro]

You are, of course, free to ignore the threat. Freedom in life is, after all, a limited gift; one must get all the use possible from it until it is gone.

[arrowace]

[ OH BOY OH BOY ]

Ah . . . OK.

[debatemebro]

As a greeting gift, I will not be immediately retaliating against every individual's first attempt at separating my soul from the vessel it inhabits, although of course attempts beyond the first one I shall answer with equally lethal force.

[arrowace]

Mm.


Can I get . . . my party first?

[debatemebro]

I will be here for some time.

[arrowace]

[ nods ]

One moment.

[ CUBE CALLING MINUET RING RING ]

[debatemebro]

[ waits politely ]

[secondbornsun]

[ what the fuck ]

. . . How d'ya intend t'do that.

[debatemebro]

Well, I intend to transform into a towering beast, larger than a castle, and devour every living creature, then devour every building as well.

I have a very strong stomach, you see, although by preference I am a vegetarian, so deviating from my standard diet does not have negative effects on my constitution.

1/2

[secondbornsun]

[featherduster]

[ premonition ]

Mute?

[finalefantasy]

[there's a single collared bird roosting in a tree or something and just watching this happen. it isn't going to engage but just. man. popcorn dot gif.]

[finalbows]

_{[ is this what it's like to meet another "chuuni"....? ]}

Local tyrant here. Too late. However, I am accepting complaints. Let's chat.

[debatemebro]

[ he is not very successful at drawing aggro :( ]

[debatemebro]

Oh? Are you a tyrant? A king in a collar?

[arrowace]

There’s . . . a guy here.

[featherduster]

[ Okay. ]

. . . Go on.

[secondbornsun]

So people come back from the dead, here.

1/2

[debatemebro]

[ wtf that's cheating ]

[debatemebro]

Using what mechanism?

[arrowace]

He says he’s . . . going to, “utterly destroy this community, down . . . to the last child and the last stone of the last . . . standing building, leaving it a smoking . . . husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect us all from . . . the inevitable march of progress into tyranny, and . . . that we should try . . . to kill him first.

[ looks back to Shahi ]

Did I get . . . everything?

[debatemebro]

That's the gist of it.