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[debatemebro]

WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]

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[debatemebro]

Ah, so that was my mistake.

[stirtheblood]

Well, I do leave a corpse sometimes. Yer mistake was talkin' big about how hard ya are to kill. I ain't exactly gonna decide my job's done here after one swing after all that.

[debatemebro]

Is there a way you can do it faster?

[stirtheblood]

Hah! Well, if you're askin'. Lemme try.

[He concentrates, and the black flames swirl up into a whirlwind around Shahi. The draining feeling intensifies to the point he may find it hard to move, and bits of his body may start to flake away into dry ash.]

[debatemebro]

[ honestly as this starts shahi is like. okay, i get it. this seems like it's gonna be slow and painful and i'm bored.

so when the black flames swirl up around his body he punches into his own chest and mortal kombat crushes his own heart to speed things up

so temporarily his body simply has no resistance and poofs into an ash pile. later ]

[stirtheblood]

...

Ya really wanna die that bad, huh...

[He also nudges the ashes with his foot and hisses about it.

And waits a bit longer to see if anything else is going to happen....]

[debatemebro]

[ the ash is also highly corrosive yes.

nothing happens he is tired go away ]

[stirtheblood]

[Well.


That was less exciting than he was hoping.

The black flames fade away and Edgelord returns to human form.]

Guess that's it...?

[catposting]

[ metaphorically popcorning from a safe distance ]

Well. That's anticlimactic.

[stirtheblood]

I was kinda hopin' he'd be puttin' up more of a fight, but guess he's not interested in that kinda thing.

[catposting]

Perhaps he'll come round during a rematch. Can't imagine repeating this death process is any fun.

Angel Devil's totally gonna sulk about this, though.

[stirtheblood]

Eh? What for?

[catposting]

He was looking forward to fighting that guy.

[stirtheblood]

Well, maybe he should've gotten on that quicker, then.

[arrowace]

[ golf clap ]

[stirtheblood]

Not that excitin' a show, really.

[arrowace]

Yes entertaining nonetheless.

Perhaps it will even stick.

[stirtheblood]

Seems kinda unlikely, but at least he'll've gotten to test it.

[arrowace]

Mm. And you.

[secondbornsun]

[ old weedman??? ]

[debatemebro]

[ he's fine. like he's ashes but he's fine. alarmingly you can probably still smell his magic actively present in the ash pile which means that like. his magic is still working in there. do not think about what this is like to experience consciously. ]

[secondbornsun]

[ hate that for you

debates maybe trying to turn the ash into dust but tbqh he's not sure he's feeling it ]

[debatemebro]

[ would that be less horrifying or more. existential questions. ]

[catposting]

[ are we in the same place at the same time so often simply to ignore one another (yes) ]

[secondbornsun]

[ yes ]