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The City-Eater, Shahi ([personal profile] debatemebro) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2023-09-24 09:26 am

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WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, Yata.

We have an entire year and one day to prepare for his tyranny. Any thoughts?
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-09-24 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
In a year and 23 hours I can shove him in a mirror, removing him from the civilisation he so despises.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[THUMBS UP]

A perfect solution to our looming problem. I'll let the rest of the pasture know so no one freaks out.
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-09-24 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell them all I want a reward for saving the day.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider it done. Good rewards for good heroic ghosts.
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-09-24 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
-Ummmm I'm gonna need a bigger mirror.
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh]

[oh no]

[he's getting beeg]






Yata?? What did you say to him??
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-09-24 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I was only teasing!!
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . STEPPING IN FRONT OF HIM NOW, blue fire dancing around his fingertips. it doesn't burn, at least]

Were you teasing or goading him on?? He gave us a year and a day!
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-09-24 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody was taking him seriously why am I the one getting in trouble!! Don't goad him more!!
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[personal profile] survivaltricks 2023-09-24 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not! I'm reminding him of the timeline he gave us!

[wheezes at this guy]
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[personal profile] pictureimperfect 2023-10-08 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This guy isn't as fun as I thought.