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[debatemebro]

WHO: this new fucking weed and you

WHERE: the pasture

WHEN: Day 34 HIGH NOON

[ a young man in a black collar and a tattered outfit that looks like something out of a wuxia themed anime is standing in the middle of town and waving people down. he's unarmed, has tattoos of a silver metal that glows like moonlight across his arms and shoulders, and seems friendly! except, uh ]

Hello! Good afternoon! I've come here to prewarn you all that I intend on utterly destroying this community, down to the last child and the last stone of the last standing building, and leaving it a smoking husk incapable of sustaining any civilization, to protect you all from the inevitable march of progress into tyranny.

Only striking me down utterly and without mercy can save you all from this fate.

As a show of good sport, I will invite attempts on my life starting now.

[ for those of you who can sense power levels uhhhhh his power level is high though. ]

Comments

[rugpull]

Well ya are actin' very very big.

[debatemebro]

If I wanted to be big, I would have announced myself while 500 feet tall.

[rugpull]

Yeh but still actin' big.

But whatever I ain't mind. Ya picka name yet?

[debatemebro]

I am sure that is unnecessary.

[rugpull]

Whyzat?

[debatemebro]

When referring to me, I am sure it will be more clear who you mean when you refer to my actions rather than a name.

[rugpull]

Ya could pick like a real sick title.

[debatemebro]

I was previously called the City-Eating Demon Beast.

[rugpull]

DB Muncher.

Got it.

[debatemebro]

...

[rugpull]

Anyway good talk m'gonna go eat now but just like fish and stuff.

[debatemebro]

Do enjoy it!