LETS GET DAFFY

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Daffodil
WHERE: Daff Barn
WHEN: Post Game/Late Night/maybe early 106

[HEY DAFF THERE'S SOMEONE BEATING AT YOUR DOOR]

Comments

[secondbornsun]

You bein' that way's why she can run circles 'round ya and everyone, yanno.

[ no comment on that question ]

[rugpull]

Tch!

Look, how about this--hold off on doin'. . .whatever yer doin'. . .

And you can ask her whatever. Any question. Consider it a royal oath, so she won't be able to remove me unless she answers.

Sound good? Then you can whateeever you want to this hyena. Without me watchin'. Especially, without me watchin, , ,

[secondbornsun]

[ snorts ]

You're gonna hafta do a lot better than just one question.

[rugpull]

[clutching his head HE CAN FEEL BISCUIT ALL PURRING UP IN THERE]

Three? Three. How about that, yeah? Generous?!

[rugpull]

[inside there is a hyena who thinks TART IS SO HOT AND COOL SORRY STORMY]

[secondbornsun]

Nawh.

You want me t'keep my paws off, I'll ask her what I want 'til I'm satisfied.

[rugpull]

[BRISTLES]

Wha--what if ya ask her somethin' she can't answer?? I can't just give ya a free reign royal oath!

[secondbornsun]

I'm not gonna be unreasonable about it. If she really can't answer it, then I'll move on. As long as it's to my satisfaction, it's fine.

[rugpull]

[internal screaming

which ruggie can hear and likely laugh at]

Nggggggh. . .!

Fine. Whatever!

You can't go back on this.

[OFFERS HAND, THEY MUST SHAKE]

[secondbornsun]

[ shakes! it's ~ a ~ deal ~ ]

1/2

[rugpull]

[he hates this.

RELINQUISHES CONTROL BACK TO BISCUIT]

[wooliefrand]

[JUST AS blossom waddles in holding stormy's body over head and also with a bunch of jerky stuck to her wool]

I AM HERE DON'T FUCK

[secondbornsun]

Ah.

[ finally picks his head up ]

Miss Blossom, that's crude.

[wooliefrand]

I--I meant! Don't. . .hiccup. Yes.

Speech is important.

[secondbornsun]

Sure, I guess.

So, what's your openin' offer.

[wooliefrand]

Oh! Right. That.

I can. Um. Uuuuuum.

I can probably find a spell to make your barn nicer. . .?

[secondbornsun]

Go on.

[wooliefrand]

[sweats]



Do you guys want, um. Uuuuh.

[oh heck what's in houses]

,,,

A big closet?

[secondbornsun]

[


looks at biscuit like

do YOU want a big closet ]

[rugpull]

...blossom we ain't fucked at all the entire time ya brought us to the pasture we just make out real hard

[wooliefrand]

sometimes that's worse its so intimate is that what people who are in love are like aaaaaaaaaaah--

A-anyway! I got it! N,now we can take him out of you!

[rugpull]

Good cuz I wanna love my man.

[wooliefrand]

Please Biscuit some of us are stranded without water.

[rugpull]

Girl when you get yer man back just go for it if not now then WHEN

[wooliefrand]

It's--it's not like that!! it can't be like that. . ,