Misty Mangle

[wants_the_phd]

Who: Anyone and everyone, plus at least one new corpse
Where: Safely back in the pasture
When: Day 65

[Some things have occurred and now the mist be like:

Probably nothing to worry about, though.

Anyway, how's your day?]

Comments

[jerkalope]

Desecration of a burial site, breaking and entering, assault and battery, desecration of a corpse, hijacking...

[ he could go on but he's also kind of wiped ]

[stirtheblood]

Man, I ain't even got all those...

Wait, what corpse were ya desecratin'?

[jerkalope]

Not sure yet. She's pink and fluffy though. Sort of familiar looking if you ask me.

[stirtheblood]

What, the pink sheep?? For real?

[jerkalope]

Yeah. Except she was stored in a crypt for wolves.

[stirtheblood]

Huh...

Well, ain't she s'posed to be a traitor or somethin'?

[jerkalope]

Traitors get hung on gallows and parapet. This one was held in a place of reverence.

[stirtheblood]

They get hung by the people they betray. The ones they betray 'em for tend to like 'em better.

[jerkalope]

This wasn't martyrdom. It was personal. The Wolf we dealt with before was invested enough to chase us with a truck.

[stirtheblood]

You saw 'im again, huh? Guess we might've been alright on our end after all... The deer kid said they were out lookin' for us.

[jerkalope]

Deer again? Those would have been very handy against the truck.

[ he hates being mistaken for deer marginally less than bunny for these reasons ]

[stirtheblood]

[that word again...]

What's a truck? Some kinda monster?

[jerkalope]

It is if you're a small animal and need to get across highways.

[ he gestures with his paw to the giant metal carriage they were traveling in ]

That's a truck.

[stirtheblood]

Ooh. That's the thing you hijacked? Ha! Nice.

[jerkalope]

Teeeechnically it's a carjacking, but then I'd have to go into the difference of cars and trucks. Needless to say, it might be helpful to have for any other long distance journeys. Ones that I will hopefully get to stay behind for.

[stirtheblood]

Eh? What, ya didn't have a good time?

[jerkalope]

A nonconsensual choking by a sunglasses wearing Wolf isn't how I'd define a good time. No judgement on others who like that stuff, heh! But he's not my type.

[stirtheblood]

Oh yeah, guess if ya ran into the one with control powers that was prob'ly less fun...

[this was clearly the only issue]

[jerkalope]

[ he will not correct him on this lack of information ]

And now he's got a bigger vendetta than before when they wrecked his house.

[stirtheblood]

Well, sounds like he's got a buncha vendettas, actually. Were there any other o' those kinda wolves with him? The non-misty ones?

[jerkalope]

One was driving before he got a laser to his face mask. And the rest of his upper torso.

[stirtheblood]

Ha! Guess I'll add that one to my count, then.

[he did not actually succeed in keeping a kill count of mist wolves in any meaningful fashion, however he definitely gets credit for that one too. those were his lasers]

[jerkalope]

Hah, you can take it. The one who hit him definitely doesn't want that title.

[stirtheblood]

Eh? Who hit 'im? It wasn't a wolf?

[jerkalope]

It was and it wasn't. Interesting moral dilemma.

If there was a wolf with lasers shooting out of it, but someone else managed to manipulate the general direction, how much responsibility do you think they should bear?