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[survivaltricks]

WHO: Thistle + Blood Fiend + Edgelord
WHERE: ~THE MIST~
WHEN: day 27, morning probably

[are we ready for operation statue heist fam]

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[BLOWN BACK INTO THE MEADOW]

[stirtheblood]

[After a very large explosion, Blood Fiend, Edgelord and Tyr are blown by the force all the way back into the meadow. They are largely intact, although one of Edgelord's arms appears to be solid gold.

The same cannot be said for the rest of Thistle. While they are also blown back to the meadow, they are significantly less intact.]

[survivaltricks]

[WELL]

[THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE THISTLE BITS IS. . . once they all land, they start to just. come together on their own? until there is one fully whole messy-haired Thistle shepherd lying on the ground, staring at the sky as he clutches his staff, looking super dazed and bewildered]

[also he's naked]

. . . whoa. . .

[stirtheblood]

[With his gold arm hanging heavily at his side]

Did ya get 'im??

[survivaltricks]

[sits up, still kind of staring into the distance, awes and dazed]

I think. . . so?

[. . . and then he starts chuckling a bit to himself. it is slightly unhinged. he is fine]

[catposting]

... Not bad. How are you feeling?

[ aside from. you know. NAKED. ]

[survivaltricks]

. . . [slightly unhinged and disquieting laughter. he is fine!!]

Like a million and five yen that was just accidentally sent through the wash.

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN]

[leonheartedly]

[thank fucking god for that deal ya'll made, he is slightly less pissed at that demon now]

That was a hell of an explosion. You okay?

[survivaltricks]

[yeh. otherwise we would've caused and even bigger mess!!]

I'm— [he is okay look at the awkward and disquieting way he chuckles he is perfectly fine]

— I am something?

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[pictureimperfect]

[Yata is SIGNIFICANTLY LESS INTACT, gross little spirit blobs full of eyes and teeth rain down and hey guys remember earlier that thing with the writhing masses of flesh trying to reform itself

it's just as gross the second time around]

[stirtheblood]

...


[mildly concerning. is that the monster??]

[pictureimperfect]

[i mean that depends on how existential you wanna get

but the pieces will stitch themselves back together soon enough to be recognisable as yata, and also his scarf, that's wrapping back around him too]

Ughhhh...

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[catposting]

[ uhhhhh what. ]

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[pictureimperfect]

[what you've never seen a horrifying amalgamation of souls stitch itself into a little boy before]

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[leonheartedly]

[listen it isn't gross if it's Yata.

Comin' over to wait until all the lil spirits reform]

[shortforever]

[Much like the others, Odin's bits land in a mess and start to come together after a few seconds. Soon enough a redheaded Thistle is laying on the ground, also staring up at the sky.]

Cool. Let's not do that again.

[He is also naked.]

[catposting]

Good job, flower guy.

[ the sunflower is nowhere to be seen. it did not survive ]

[leonheartedly]

[did you guys even bring clothes with you]

Yeah, no more of that shit. Are you all right?

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[literal_trainwreck]

[a naked Loki is lying on the ground, laughing hysterically]

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[catposting]

Did you have fun?

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[stirtheblood]

...Heh. Have a good time gettin' yer revenge?

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[leonheartedly]

. . . I'm gonna assume that means it went well and that you're okay.

[like, physically]

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[leonheartedly]

[THE ONLY INTACT THISTLE at least until the rest of them revive and . . . reform . . .

Tyr hits the ground with a grunt and rolls to a stop, coughing. It's fine, he gets thrown around all the time]

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[catposting]

[ holds a hand out to help him up ]

Sorry for being so rough out there.

[ he kind of had to be, but. you know. ]

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[catposting]

[ TUMBLES UNCEREMONIOUSLY BACK INTO THE PASTURE.

lays there for a couple of seconds, then sits up. looks around at the naked Thistles. ]

... Well.

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[stirtheblood]

Looks like the bomb demon's deal worked out for 'em.