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[stirtheblood]

WHO: That Guy / Edgelord Supreme / insert name here
WHERE: The new jail behind the cafeteria
WHEN: Day 12, late night

[Peace and quiet lasted almost 24 hours! If you don't count the brief gunfire at Rose in the afternoon. And any other intervening shenanigans people get into.

But now—

BOOMboomboomboomboom

You can hear several very loud explosions coming from town.

If you drag yourself out of bed to check it out, the new jail is looking significantly worse for wear. It was clearly vandalized even before the explosions, but now the majority of the outer walls are missing, leaving the jail cells open to the outside air. The freezer and the solitary confinement room appear to have escaped intact, though, and the interrogation room is probably still usable, if a bit more airy.]

Comments

[stirtheblood]

Eh? There's another prison??

[catposting]

Yep. Not ours this time.

[stirtheblood]

Then whose??

[catposting]

[ ]

No idea. I heard that his soul was stuck in a fish now, but who knows who's keeping him contained. There was a crowd watching the ceremony at the fountain earlier; surely someone else will know.

[stirtheblood]

What, they actually stuck his soul in a fish? I was picturin' some kinda fish-themed cellblock.

That's at least more creative than a prison. Someone takin' some initiative there.

[catposting]

It's a cute idea, but he'll be back soon enough.

[stirtheblood]

Yeah? What, as soon as someone gets hungry?

[catposting]

. . .

[ bursts out laughing ]

[stirtheblood]

Ya know what they say. A fish in the hand's worth more than all the fish in the sea, if you're a bad shot.

[catposting]

I've never heard that saying in my life.

[stirtheblood]

Yeah, that's 'cause I just made it up. S' true though, right?

[catposting]

I can agree with the sentiment, yeah.

[stirtheblood]

Well, I can shoot plenty o' fish myself, so it's not really my kinda sentiment.