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[stirtheblood]

WHO: That Guy / Edgelord Supreme / insert name here
WHERE: The new jail behind the cafeteria
WHEN: Day 12, late night

[Peace and quiet lasted almost 24 hours! If you don't count the brief gunfire at Rose in the afternoon. And any other intervening shenanigans people get into.

But now—

BOOMboomboomboomboom

You can hear several very loud explosions coming from town.

If you drag yourself out of bed to check it out, the new jail is looking significantly worse for wear. It was clearly vandalized even before the explosions, but now the majority of the outer walls are missing, leaving the jail cells open to the outside air. The freezer and the solitary confinement room appear to have escaped intact, though, and the interrogation room is probably still usable, if a bit more airy.]

Comments

[stirtheblood]

[If you are looking for a culprit, a Weed is poking around at the side of the building, shifting some rubble and assessing the damage to one of the cells.]

Hm. Lookin' better, at least.

[He brushes some concrete dust off a somewhat-mangled wool cot.]

[catposting]

[ Blood Fiend been keeping watch from the lighthouse, and had started heading over as soon as he'd seen Vicious.

now he's tapping the freezer, checking for damage. there is none. ]

Huh. Nice one.

[stirtheblood]

Eh, could've been better. But I'll take it.

Pretty satisfyin', actually.

[pictureimperfect]

It’s still standing, hit it harder!

[stirtheblood]

[Vicious glances at him and then winds up a kick at the nearest crumbling wall. It knocks a few more pieces of concrete loose.]

[survivaltricks]

[as the one at least partially responsible for vandalism, Lupin is here to watch the fireworks]

[and toss That Guy a fig]

[stirtheblood]

[That Guy catches the fig automatically, then looks at it.]

Huh. You got more o' these?

[shortforever]

Can you guys PLEASE stop making noise at night? This is the second night in a row!

[He needs! To sleep!!!]

[stirtheblood]

Dunno who you're talkin' about. I was sleepin' quietly last night.

[chasseurdebeaute]

[This was unfortunately in the direction of his flock's food stores so he has hopped over by broom and is now gliding down toward the newly perforated jailhouse.]

Ohlàlà, this is quite a bit of destruction...

[stirtheblood]

Not bad, right?? I was a little worried that fox's explosives would be a dud.

[debug_mode]

...

[she was sleeping nearby and now... she's not. That's downright terrifying. At least when it's a jump-scare not caused by her.]

Ka-boom, huh?

[stirtheblood]

Yep! Whaddaya think?? Looks a lot better now, right?

[mykidisthebest]

[why is there no peace and quiet in this place.

he is curious enough to go check out what all the fuss is about]

I appreciate the enthusiastic response to redecorate, but can you keep it down?

[stirtheblood]

[Vicious plants a foot on a crumbling chunk of concrete wall.]

Oh, I don't think it's gettin' back up again.

[themanofyourdreams]

You get it out of your system?

[His tone of voice is unimpressed, but also restrained. He is holding a toy bow and arrows.]

[stirtheblood]

Hmm. For now, prob'ly.

[eyes him]

How 'bout you? How's your system doin'?

[terraria]

( zips out of lilybarn looking very frazzled and half-asleep in his cute lil robey jammies. he's floating a little above ground by courtesy of his big white wings. )

... when did this even get here?

( sniff sniff )

What is that smell? Seven Winds save us all, we leave for not even a full day and this happens.

[catposting]

[ waves cheerfully ]

Rose's mistake.

[ gestures at wherever Vicious is ]

That guy fixed it. Loudly.

[terraria]

( flies over. )

I can barely tell what it is. Or was.

And aren't you a part of Rose? Does it not bother you?

[secondbornsun]

[ he did come to check out the noise but what the fuck happened here

. . .

. . .

well. none of his business. standing back on his shepherd's staff and floating -> flying back to daffodil ]

[catposting]

[ watches him leave. Tart you are a character ]

[secondbornsun]

[ listen why should he have to put effort into something that isn't directly related to him

he does not say anything about it nor does he stop or slow or really do anything about it, but there's the barest of acknowledgement by way of brief glance in the direction of blood fiend. what up homie ok cya ]

[themanofyourdreams]

[Face-Making Devil is clearly pissed about this commotion, but he takes a while to approach and survey the damage. He is putting a lot of effort into only looking very frustrated, and not saying or doing anything else about it directly.]

...

[Instead, he's holding a toy bow and some suction cup arrows, and he's going to try and shoot some bystanders in the chest with them. It's time to take out his frustration on something productive!

...Unless it looks like the bystander is under 18, and then mysteriously, for some reason, he doesn't bother.]

[finalbows]

...well, that's a decisive way to follow through on a complaint.