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[mykidisthebest]

WHO: Lily? and passersby?
WHERE: Lily
WHEN: Day 11, noon-ish

[After this noisy nonsense Honey stomps out of Lily's front yard and for a moment it seems like peace will reign in the pasture for maybe another hour or so

Alas, it was not to be. Before he can hop the fence the color abruptly drains from his collar and a bell grows out of it! Naturally, the bell also starts ringing. The sound of bells is pretty common, but maybe the sound of one more is enough to draw your attention? Either way, Honey turns right back around and goes to knock on Lily's barn door with the air of someone who has just accidentally set off a school fire alarm.]

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[featherduster]

It's the--

[ GESTURES ]

Look of impending doom.

[mykidisthebest]

There's no impending doom! I--ugh, I don't want to bother them after yesterday, but...

[wraps his scarf all the way around his bell to muffle the noise, self-conscious]

[featherduster]

[ aw bud ]

Okay, deep breaths.

Can you access their powers? Y'know, to see if it's real or not.

[ We don't trust snakes in this house ]

1/2

[mykidisthebest]

Which powers? Wait--

[steps into a shadow]

2/2

[mykidisthebest]

[absolutely nothing happens]

--Oh, come on!

[featherduster]

Is that a no?

[mykidisthebest]

My coolest power is gone.

[...jumps just to check the other one. yup the weed powers be gone]

That snake's a little bastard.

[featherduster]

Coulda told you that myself.

[ . . . ]

What powers were those, exactly? For curiosity's sake.

[mykidisthebest]

Pay up and I'll tell you.

[featherduster]

[mykidisthebest]

[POINTS TO HIS GUN

that's like money]

1/2

[featherduster]

[ Looks down ]

Well, if you insist.

[featherduster]

[ Whips the gun out almost too fast for eyes to track and fuckin SHOOTS HIM













It's a rubber bullet ]

[endsjustified]

[THROWS HIS STAFF AT VASH'S HEAD

HE HAS HAD ENOUGH

HE HAS HAD IT]

[featherduster]

OW! WATCH IT!!!!

[endsjustified]

[CATCHES IT ON THE REBOUND. HE IS ACTUALLY JUST. YELLING.]

Stop shooting people at this house! You trigger-happy imbeciles!

from somewhere across the meadow

[catposting]

[




makes a mental note to NOT bug Charon today. Charon can call him back if he wants but he sure ain't initiating, not even if bad things happen unless they happen to Perci. ]

[ohlord]

[FACEPALM

he knows exactly what happened]

TIMIN', MINUET.

[featherduster]

HE LITERALLY ASKED ME TO!

[ohlord]

HE'S PROBABLY TALKIN' HUNTIN', YA IDIOT!

[mykidisthebest]

[HEY VASH THOSE STILL HURT LIKE HELL?????????????

in a point of order that only Wolfwood would notice, the rubber bullet seems to hurt him significantly more than the bullet through the shoulder did]

WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP SHOOTING ME?

[featherduster]

[ don't be a baby ]

WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO DO WITH IT??

[mykidisthebest]

[goes to smack him upside the head]

What do you think, dumbass?! You go, "No way, I'm not trading you my gun for information~!" and then we go back and forth and then I tell you everything anyways! In what world would shooting someone get you anything?

[ohlord]

[THIS IS WHY HE HAD TO SHOOT YOU FOR SCIENCE, YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD MAN.]

[mykidisthebest]

[we've now firmly established that shooting people is bad, styx. don't shoot people for science]