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WHO: Lily? and passersby?
WHERE: Lily
WHEN: Day 11, noon-ish

[After this noisy nonsense Honey stomps out of Lily's front yard and for a moment it seems like peace will reign in the pasture for maybe another hour or so

Alas, it was not to be. Before he can hop the fence the color abruptly drains from his collar and a bell grows out of it! Naturally, the bell also starts ringing. The sound of bells is pretty common, but maybe the sound of one more is enough to draw your attention? Either way, Honey turns right back around and goes to knock on Lily's barn door with the air of someone who has just accidentally set off a school fire alarm.]

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[ peeks around the side of the barn because he was out collecting bones

...

whomst ]

[Styx is still sitting where he was, working on the bulletholes he put in this jacket and just

staring.

uhhhhhhh...?????

that wasn't him, right?!]

Edited 2023-06-15 02:05 (UTC)

[JUST

LEANS

OUT HIS UPSTAIRS BEDROOM WINDOW.

WHAT IS IT NOW. IS THIS SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO MAKE HIM WANT TO TIP THE REST OF THE WAY OUT.]

_{[ neighbor rose here, lounging on his barn roof because the cat sure isn't, lately

that can fucking happen????? ]}

[it's some suspicious guy wearing pink standing in front of your door. he was here last night! he's probably safe?

he will not comment on your bones if you don't comment on how he's not making eye contact with Styx at all]

...Hi there! Can I come in?

[DOESN'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM WHILE HE TRIES TO GET CHARON TO COME FIX THE PROBLEM]

Um...

I-I don't know?

[I DON'T THINK THIS IS A PROBLEM CHARON CAN FIX?]

Should I bite him since Cerby isn't a dog anymore?

[ Well. He WAS coming over here to deliver this armful of lilies (and interrogate Wolfwood about shooting things), but this gives him pause. ]

What'd you do?

[ ACCUSATORY ]

[yeah probably tbh]

Hi Charon can I come inside I have a question.

[it's like watching a comedy show in real time]

I just shot 'im?!

[WHAT THE FUCK!]

That doesn't answer my question.

His collar, Perci.

That's okay. I can. I can just wait. It's probably not a big deal.

[he thinks back to a little over two weeks ago, when a huge complex multi-country war and elaborate fakeout ruse betrayal plot so he could destroy a magic macguffin with an ancient ruin and save the world from one of the major forces tipping it into permadeath was his major concern. he misses it terribly. that was so, so much easier to deal with than going on eleven days of this fucking nonsense]

You will provoke Styx unduly. Please wait there a moment. I am coming down.