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[JUST A MINUTE!]

WHO: THISTLE
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)

[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]

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[,,,,,the demons look among each other]

DEAD-ER.

EXORCISED!!

Also I didn't do it.

You weren't even here...

I wasn't even here! An eye witness statement!

Am I ruining my own case by saying this, I have no idea--!

I hate to break it to you but Bombay has already torpedoed your case.

Great. Awesome.

It's terrible! Don't let them sentence you to gym class too Acheron!

Pretty sure gym class is the least of my worries here!

[oh my god you guys are terrible at this, kicking him]

It's a fate way worse than death!

It's not not bad, just like, on a scale, I have another priority right now, okay?

[YANKING ON HIS EAR, HISSING IN IT]

Work with me here you idiots.

Look, I'm trying here--

Re: DEMON DOOR

pictureimperfect - 2024-09-27 23:45 (UTC) - Expand

Exercise...?

That's worse than the alternative. The demons better not sentence me to gym class.

That's not a punishment.

[says the shut-in that works out regularly.]

[kicks at his shins]

It's a terrible punishment! I don't want it! A frail boy like me will crumble, don't give them ideas of fates worse than death!

[PLEASE DON'T THROW ME INTO THE BRIAR PATCH]

You'd be less frail if you trained.

That is literally impossible.

[BANGS GAVEL]

MAYBE WE WILL YOUR COMRADES PLEAD GUILTY!!

No! Anything but that!

AND WE'LL MAKE THE ADULTS RUN

TO DEATH!!!

I would like to summon Death to the witness stand.

[BANGS GAVEL]

[a little wisp of a wolf appears and hands him a note:

We have the right to remain silent.]

[omg]

Oh, that's a shame, you can't sentence us to Death if she doesn't want to come. But adults can sleep, that's like death. Why don't you sentence them to run until they pass out?