[JUST A MINUTE!]

[survivaltricks]

WHO: THISTLE
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)

[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]

Comments

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

No! Anything but that!

Re: DEMON DOOR

[wooliefrand]

AND WE'LL MAKE THE ADULTS RUN

TO DEATH!!!

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

I would like to summon Death to the witness stand.

Re: DEMON DOOR

[wooliefrand]

[BANGS GAVEL]





[a little wisp of a wolf appears and hands him a note:

We have the right to remain silent.]

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

[omg]

Oh, that's a shame, you can't sentence us to Death if she doesn't want to come. But adults can sleep, that's like death. Why don't you sentence them to run until they pass out?

Re: DEMON DOOR

[wooliefrand]

oh i see

AN ETERNAL SLUMBER!!!

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

That sounds like letting them off too easy.

Re: DEMON DOOR

[wooliefrand]

[yata,]



OKAY WE'RE CONFUSED WHO'S SIDE YOURE ON

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

Why, I'm on the side of justice, of course! If these gentleman are as guilty as you say, then they must face the full extent of their crimes. Why let them go with a simple nap? Do you have any idea how lazy those old men are? Eternal slumber is practically a gift to them. No, if you truly want the guilty to suffer, you make them exercise every day, and you give them only a few hours of slumber. Maybe seven or so? The cruelty of thinking they've escaped, that they can get a full night's rest, only to be mercilessly awoken before they can complete their sleep cycle to start their regime all over again. That would be justice.

Now on the off chance that they are innocent, then justice has already been served and we can all go home. But I mean, look at all the evidence you--

Oh, silly me. The prosecution has yet to present their evidence. Hey, what evidence of the crime do you have? Are you sure that demon is even dead?

Re: DEMON DOOR

[wooliefrand]

[SWEATS]

THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF GUILT!!

Re: DEMON DOOR

[pictureimperfect]

Hey! You said you were playing our game, do you know how this game works? Innocent until proven guilty.

How are you going to prove they're guilty beyond any reasonable doubt without any proof there's anything to be guilty of in the first place?