LA MONGLE

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Sheep!
WHERE: All over
WHEN: 100 Morning

[WELL THAT HAPPENED.

ALL IS WELL.

CARRY ON.





Or listen in.

But otherwise, use this post as you see fit!]

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MORNING BROADCAST

[wooliefrand]

[A golden statue is in the middle of the pasture! But then it melts. . .wait, where did it go??

Maybe this guy knows?? He has some poorly drawn pictures! If you don't see him in person, you're getting a cube call!]

Mornin' pardners~ How about some brunch time gossip? Gotta make good on my promise to Miss Flora~!


Once upon a time, you were all brought here by Blossom! Blossom is is the little Pink Sheep that keeps fucking up! She really is trying to send you all home, but you being here has already made things a lot better~ And you've been able to find your own ways back. Which is to say, your shepherd can send ya back once your connection to this world has been severed.

Anywho!

The story as it was told, is the Wolf King, massive, mountain sized shadow beast of a wolf is out there gobbling up people in the mist! Aaaall out of despair because his beloved child was killed boohoo.

But wait, what a twist! It turns out Blossom was that child all along~ That's right, the only daughter of the wolf king, who faked her death, aaall so she could stay by the side of the prince she secretly pines after!

And that prince? It's Stormy! Prince--well, you know by now you shouldn't say true names outloud, so! [HE TAPS AT THE PICTURE] The Prince of the fallen king Stormia~ In order to save what remains of his kingdom. . .well first they were sacrificing people to the Gold Demon, but that was kinda fucked up! So instead, he offered himself to the Earth Spirit. In exchange for their memories, everyone would be safe and hidden away from the Wolf King for eternity~ All except Blossom of course, the sole keeper of everyone's past. Golly!


But wait, who's the Earth Spirit, you ask! Why, a Holy Beast! There are Four of them!

Gem Deer- The Earth Spirit, who keeps this pasture alive and pretty much everything else! I suppose he's the Holy Beast of Life in a way. It really likes Bluebell~ It can traverse the mist completely safely. It had been hunted by wolves, but Bluebell saved them!

Forever Snake - The Time Spirit, and the reason why it seems no one has aged! It's everywhere, always, all the time! If you see any ~scaley~ types, they likely come from a pasture that worships it. It really likes Rose~ Probably because they saved it from the wolves harvesting its scales!

The Death - The Death Spirit! She's a lot more talkative nowadays~ But her Eye is what allows you lot to be revived! She's particularly fond of Bluebell and Lily, but also she WILL kill you. Don't push your luck~ Though, has anyone figured out why she's so amenable. . .?

Dream Sheep - Those two moons in the sky every night? Surprise, they're eyes! The Dream Spirit is what allows you to share dreams, astral project, and the source of each Flock's unique powers! She has a special affinity for Clover~

Now that's all the pasture stuff! But what's out there? Who are all those wolves? Well, they're just like sheep--just from the land of the Wolf King! The proper term is ~wolf-kind~, basically anyone who has 'carnivorous' traits, like Coco or Vera! The current ruler of wolf-kind is Blossom's brother--Ceo!

Oh, did I neglect to mention that? Yeppers, she has a big brother! And he has no idea she's still alive! He still thinks a sheep killed her loooong ago, so he's go a grudge against most sheep! I wonder why she won't tell him? Maybe he wouldn't have kidnapped you all back then if he'd known, keeheehee!

Oh, but just so you know--he doesn't hate aaaall sheep-kind. His ~partner~ was the former Peony Priest, "Naythan". Turns out, their pastures were helpin' each other out for a while before the wolf king overpowered them. How sad!

Speaking of the Wolf King! If he gets ya, you get absorbed into him and turned into an eternally suffering mass of souls. Fun!! Of course, it seems a bit different for you lot. You just seem to turn into werewolves. Neat! Looks like Ceo's found a way to stave off the infection using special masks, but who knows if that's sustainable~

Aaand finally, demons! Ya know, those wacky guys we summon for rituals~ They're mostly kind of a neutral faction, and both wolves and sheep make use of their power! I heard a rumor though, that wolves and sheep relied moreso on the power of Dreams and Nightmares before~ It seems turning to more demonic means was out of desperation! Though now, the demons seem preeeeetty upset. That's why they've been making life more hard for ya lately! Wonder what that's about, hm?

But anywho! Not all demons are bad. Daisy and Coco utilize friendly ones--or at least they're friendly now, thanks to Daffodil~ But they're why ya have more to eat than fruit and grass! If ya have a demon on your side, don't worry about it turnin' on ya. But if it's summoned for a Ritual, be careful, especially if you have your real names~

Anyway, while there are several ways to "kill" demons, the only way to permanently put 'em down or seal them away, outside of a gift from Death, is obtain their heart, and perform a ritual using the rune of your assigned Flower. Like Lupin here~ Who knew?

[and he claps his hands together]

And that's it! The whole history, more or less~ If ya got questions, I may or may not answer them! Though, if any of YOU have yer own answers, now's the time to share 'em.

[and time's up. POOF. He's back in fox form.]

[ETA also the broadcast ends with him holding pinups of Tyr, Angie, and Tart, as per his deal.]

Re: MORNING BROADCAST

[rugpull]

WAIT GIVE ME THAT

[only registered the Tart pinup]

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[wooliefrand]

What's it worth to ya?

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[finalbows]

Oh, so that's what that was for.


Hmm.. Tart and Tyr... Not bad second choices after getting the obvious winner out of the way.

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[reportinastorm]

[MILDLY EMBARRASSED. She wasn't expecting those to be broadcast]

Thank you for your assistance...

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[wooliefrand]

She's got decent taste, I'll admit that! And look, it was all to get you all caught up~

[survivaltricks]

[am I a furry]

So that's what you did.

[rugpull]

[yes]

[wooliefrand]

[LAUGHS]

I do a lot of things!

[shortforever]

[why is our fox handsome now]

[wooliefrand]

[what are u talking about he's a normal sheep--]

Hope that was helpful~

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[reportinastorm]

[TAKING NOTES]

That was all very helpful, thank you. Can I make some copies of those pictures?

—The ones you drew, not my photos.

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[wooliefrand]

But of course!

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[endsjustified]

[sighs a lil bit in the wake of all that. god he wants a fuckin drink]

Lily has supplementary information to most of that, but I don’t care to talk all of it out here. We’ll arrange something.

[you can assume he says that in person after Red natters all that out or interjects it in the wake of Red’s mass call, idc]

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[wooliefrand]

Good luck with the missus~

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[reportinastorm]

I wanted to get a baseline in place for everyone. Red's price for that was relatively cheap since he said it was mostly all known by someone already... but even I didn't know a lot of it. I'd appreciate any supplementary information you think is relevant.

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[leonheartedly]

[why is Red hot]

So this is what that picture went to.

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[wooliefrand]

[he has many talents]

Yeppers! I still have to charge for info, but since I'm yer priest, I was able to give her a discount~!

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[reportinastorm]

Sorry, I didn't know he was going to share them like this...

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[jerkalope]

"Secretly pines after," is a stretch. She's so obvious about him I'd expect pinecones to drop whenever she looks his way.

My question is, does this make Stormy the most oblivious ram in all history, or is he holding back due to some ~situational context~?

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[psynchroneyes]

[ She spends a long moment shifting through several different expressions, first. ]

Wait, wait. Go back, I like your other form better.

[electricflock]

Um, thank you.



…What are those for?

[the pin-ups…]

[debug_mode]

...Just for the sake of asking...

...can you say anything about the Snake? Not the Forever Snake but, just, the Snake.

[despair_to_live]

Kill demons?! We should clone them! Better yet, how do we make the 'good ones' go bad?

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[mykidisthebest]

[claps politely]

Very informative, thank you. And congratulations on...being freed?