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[hardpity]

WHO: Peony and UNSUSPECTING LILIES
WHERE: Peony's EVIL LAIR
WHEN: EEEVIL night 76


[ the hot anime lord of the underworld has lured innocent lilies into his LAIR for a sleepover ]

Comments

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

I.




Don't think I don't notice you avoiding my question. But.


Spiritual?

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

Like just zorbed him right up.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

[ christ give him a second he's picturing this ]

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

Because, like... they use these masks to retain like. A coherent form I think? And he took the mask?

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

These are the wolf guys?

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

Yeah. I actually don't know for sure what happened because I was running away but there was a wolf and then there wasn't.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

Geez.

We don't have to talk about it, but I hate that that happened to you.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

It was fine, that guy was a chump.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

I believe you. That doesn't make you useless, though. You know an old sea god trapped me in an aquarium once? In one of the tanks.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

You got put in a tank...




I got put in a cage that was part metal and part wax so it'd melt on me if I gt big mad over it.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

Ugh.

The tank was covered with this metal mesh so I couldn't cut through it. And the glass was really strong. It took three of us, and all my power, to break it. Yours sounds worse.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

Well, I could have gotten out of mine on my own if I'd been willing to kill the other two hostages to do it. But. You know.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

Yeah, that sounds way worse.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

But! In the end! I was only there for a few hours! So it was like, barely anything!

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

Uh huh.

[ stares into your soul ]

Sorry, but you're not gonna talk me out of being worried about this.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

Threat's gone though. I mean. That particular one.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

I know. I can still worry about it.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

[ baps him with a pillow ]

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

[ swats, but gently ]

What was that for?

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

What's the point of lying if you're just going to sneak the info out of me anyway.

[ PILLOW BAPS AGAIN he has like a -2 strength bonus. he is probably doing more damage to himself with this pillow's recoil ]

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

Then maybe don't lie to me?

[ this is very funny given what he's lying-by-omission about rn. but anyway. he lets himself be bapped, this is fine ]

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

[ grrr hss ]

Being torture kidnapped was embarrassing.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

[ going to ruffle your hair like an obnoxious jock ]

I know. I'd be embarrassed if it were me. But that doesn't mean you should feel that way.

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[hardpity]

[ NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR actually it's impossible to mess up his hair because it is made of fire and has no strands. however it does not produce much heat (it's slightly warmer than body temp) and has a cool ethereal texture ]

The torture wasn't even in the top five worst things that's happened here... it's just cringe...

Re: [ PEONY RITE: STORYTELLING + MAYBE LILY THERAPY IF WE FIND IT THERAPUTIC ]

[audacity]

[ he'd wondered what aides's hair felt like ngl....now he knows.... ]

Yeah, I know. This place is a lot.