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WHO: Peony and UNSUSPECTING LILIES
WHERE: Peony's EVIL LAIR
WHEN: EEEVIL night 76

[ the hot anime lord of the underworld has lured innocent lilies into his LAIR for a sleepover ]

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Uh huh.

[ stares into your soul ]

Sorry, but you're not gonna talk me out of being worried about this.

Threat's gone though. I mean. That particular one.

I know. I can still worry about it.

[ baps him with a pillow ]

[ swats, but gently ]

What was that for?

What's the point of lying if you're just going to sneak the info out of me anyway.

[ PILLOW BAPS AGAIN he has like a -2 strength bonus. he is probably doing more damage to himself with this pillow's recoil ]

Then maybe don't lie to me?

[ this is very funny given what he's lying-by-omission about rn. but anyway. he lets himself be bapped, this is fine ]

[ grrr hss ]

Being torture kidnapped was embarrassing.

[ going to ruffle your hair like an obnoxious jock ]

I know. I'd be embarrassed if it were me. But that doesn't mean you should feel that way.

[ NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR actually it's impossible to mess up his hair because it is made of fire and has no strands. however it does not produce much heat (it's slightly warmer than body temp) and has a cool ethereal texture ]

The torture wasn't even in the top five worst things that's happened here... it's just cringe...

[ he'd wondered what aides's hair felt like ngl....now he knows.... ]

Yeah, I know. This place is a lot.

[ grumble grumble ]

Anyway I stay as far in the background as possible is the point.

Yeah. And you're one of the coolest people here. That's the other point.

[ still mussing your hair,, ]

[ IT STARTS TO TURN PINK AND GETS SLIGHTLY HOTTER, not in a 'fire' way but in a 'blushing' way ]

N-no way, I'm a shopkeeper type NPC!

[ drops his hand with a laugh ]

Please save that lingo for Kevin, who actually gets it.

It means I stay home and go 'it's dangerous to go alone, take this!' and then I give you a cool bomb or something.

So...the cool side character everyone likes best?

[ now he's just doing this on purpose ]

N-no way! Who likes an equipment-making NPC best?? They're slightly elevated game mechanics!!

Maybe I do? Wow.

No way, no waay.

Prove that I don't.

You knowwww there's no way to prove a negatiiiive

[ he actually doesn't

but this is great news for him!

ELABORATE SHRUG ]

I'm gonna hit you with a pillow again.

If that'll make you feel better.

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