you saw nothing

[inaptronym]

WHO: people ready to BAATTLE
WHERE: the BAATTLEFIELD (pasture)
WHEN: Day 76

[uh oh, why does that doofy Weed in the magenta suit have a knife, why is he cutting his hand, oh no—

Suddenly you find yourselves standing in a large stadium - "large", big enough for everyone to stand inside of it comfortably, anyway. Fireworks burst from the very top and the sounds of a crowd cheering surround you - and in fact, it looks like the cheering is coming from all the cardboard sheep lining the stands! They're cute and excited!

In the middle of it all is a square ring - that really just looks like this - and stood in the center is an excited little thistle sheep, dressed in a black suit and holding a microphone that seems to be hanging from nowhere]

My fine flocks, it is my honor to welcome you to the pasture's very first BAATTLE SHEEP BAABES TOURNAMENT!

Comments

Re: ENDGAME

[secondhandscar]

[ . . . cracks an eye open and looks at him like

a what ]

1/3

[abandon_hope]

They're uh - well there are these cartoons? My dad is super keen on them actually, especially -

Re: ENDGAME

[abandon_hope]

[ wait. WAIT. ABRUPTLY SWIVELS HIS HEAD IN THE DIRECTION OF AIDES ]

done

[abandon_hope]

[ this is truly a fine stream of expletives in ancient Greek ]

Re: done

[secondhandscar]

. . .

Ya good?

Re: done

[abandon_hope]

I - I'm -

[ what does he do with this information. why are there disney characters here. why are they also hot gay boys

well not in lion form but ]

Excuse me, I need to die.

Re: done

[secondhandscar]

. . .


. . .


[ astral cubes . . . charon ]

Your kid says he needs t'die. Come pick him up?

[ the cube . . . is a lion ]

Re: done

[endsjustified]

[his cube is a fish so]

Pardon. Where are you and why . . . are you.

Re: done

[secondhandscar]

You should know where he is. The death god one.

Ritual.

[hardpity]

[ <--- clueless ]

[abandon_hope]

[ LOSING MY ENTIRE MIND OVER HERE ]

[hardpity]

...

I-is everything ok. Do you need more pomegranates.

[abandon_hope]

NO I DON'T WANT ANY MORE POMEGRANATES, DAD

[spinebuddyandme]

Aides what is happening?

[hardpity]

i wasn't trying to be patronizing... i just thought he might like more poms...

[spinebuddyandme]

Now he doesn't want poms?

Re: done

[shortforever]

[Wow, can't believe the new kid is a furry.]

Re: done

[abandon_hope]

[shortforever]

[Oooooo it's about Aides ok]

[abandon_hope]

[ AIDES IS NOW GETTING THE WORST OF IT, SORRY AIDES ]

Re: done

[spinebuddyandme]

Kevin...?

Re: done

[abandon_hope]

-- did you know they were Disney characters the whole time!?

Re: done

[spinebuddyandme]

[ Glances at Tart ]

[ ]

[ Hang on he's having some brain freeze ]

Re: done

[abandon_hope]

[ UH OH ]

Ananke??

Re: done

[secondhandscar]

[ looks back at him like

???? ]