inaptronym: (132)
Ichiban Kasuga (春日 一番) ([personal profile] inaptronym) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2024-04-26 07:06 pm

you saw nothing

WHO: people ready to BAATTLE
WHERE: the BAATTLEFIELD (pasture)
WHEN: Day 76

[uh oh, why does that doofy Weed in the magenta suit have a knife, why is he cutting his hand, oh no—

Suddenly you find yourselves standing in a large stadium - "large", big enough for everyone to stand inside of it comfortably, anyway. Fireworks burst from the very top and the sounds of a crowd cheering surround you - and in fact, it looks like the cheering is coming from all the cardboard sheep lining the stands! They're cute and excited!

In the middle of it all is a square ring - that really just looks like this - and stood in the center is an excited little thistle sheep, dressed in a black suit and holding a microphone that seems to be hanging from nowhere]


My fine flocks, it is my honor to welcome you to the pasture's very first BAATTLE SHEEP BAABES TOURNAMENT!
hardpity: (384)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] hardpity 2024-04-27 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ literally just

]
shortforever: (56)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-04-27 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[The next turn:]

Hey! We're picking paper this time!
hardpity: (289)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] hardpity 2024-04-27 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks up from where they are all just chilling out and not making a move

gives another thumbs up ]
shortforever: (52)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-04-27 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Calling out a third time:]

We're going back to rock!
hardpity: (185)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] hardpity 2024-04-27 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ has stopped looking up ]
shortforever: (09)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-04-27 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He's committing to the bit.]

It's scissors this time.
Edited (my SPELLING) 2024-04-27 02:01 (UTC)
reportinastorm: (E03-01)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] reportinastorm 2024-04-27 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[The new Thistle is looking over as well.

Wait THAT guy is the "loser who stays inside playing games all day" (alleged)? NOT WHAT SHE WAS IMAGINING]
hardpity: (364)

Re: to Peony

[personal profile] hardpity 2024-04-27 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he actually touches grass daily and doesn't own any game consoles in sheep. odin cannot be trusted to gather intel. ]