you saw nothing

[inaptronym]

WHO: people ready to BAATTLE
WHERE: the BAATTLEFIELD (pasture)
WHEN: Day 76

[uh oh, why does that doofy Weed in the magenta suit have a knife, why is he cutting his hand, oh no—

Suddenly you find yourselves standing in a large stadium - "large", big enough for everyone to stand inside of it comfortably, anyway. Fireworks burst from the very top and the sounds of a crowd cheering surround you - and in fact, it looks like the cheering is coming from all the cardboard sheep lining the stands! They're cute and excited!

In the middle of it all is a square ring - that really just looks like this - and stood in the center is an excited little thistle sheep, dressed in a black suit and holding a microphone that seems to be hanging from nowhere]

My fine flocks, it is my honor to welcome you to the pasture's very first BAATTLE SHEEP BAABES TOURNAMENT!

Comments

Re: to Peony

[hardpity]

[ literally just

]

Re: to Peony

[shortforever]

[The next turn:]

Hey! We're picking paper this time!

Re: to Peony

[hardpity]

[ looks up from where they are all just chilling out and not making a move

gives another thumbs up ]

Re: to Peony

[shortforever]

[Calling out a third time:]

We're going back to rock!

Re: to Peony

[hardpity]

[ has stopped looking up ]

Re: to Peony

[shortforever]

[He's committing to the bit.]

It's scissors this time.

Re: to Peony

[reportinastorm]

[The new Thistle is looking over as well.

Wait THAT guy is the "loser who stays inside playing games all day" (alleged)? NOT WHAT SHE WAS IMAGINING]

Re: to Peony

[hardpity]

[ he actually touches grass daily and doesn't own any game consoles in sheep. odin cannot be trusted to gather intel. ]