you saw nothing

[inaptronym]

WHO: people ready to BAATTLE
WHERE: the BAATTLEFIELD (pasture)
WHEN: Day 76

[uh oh, why does that doofy Weed in the magenta suit have a knife, why is he cutting his hand, oh no—

Suddenly you find yourselves standing in a large stadium - "large", big enough for everyone to stand inside of it comfortably, anyway. Fireworks burst from the very top and the sounds of a crowd cheering surround you - and in fact, it looks like the cheering is coming from all the cardboard sheep lining the stands! They're cute and excited!

In the middle of it all is a square ring - that really just looks like this - and stood in the center is an excited little thistle sheep, dressed in a black suit and holding a microphone that seems to be hanging from nowhere]

My fine flocks, it is my honor to welcome you to the pasture's very first BAATTLE SHEEP BAABES TOURNAMENT!

Comments

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

Guess they brought you intending to fix a bracket.

Re: MINGLE

[rugpull]

Pitiful fight with baby....

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

Ha, ha... oh dear. Poor ol' Lord Sunshine...

[ the yellow roses literally blooming around you from your mirth are not selling your "sympathy" angie ]

Well, you can always cough on the competition. I think it would be effective.

Re: MINGLE

[rugpull]

Okay.

[COUGHS AT]

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

[ comically overkill fireball fwooms into the air directly between them and burns away in a few seconds


Begone, Droplets ]

Re: MINGLE

[rugpull]

My man yer silly.

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

The word is thorough.

Re: MINGLE

[rugpull]

Goofy.

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

I am not goofy. I'm bombastic.

Re: MINGLE

[rugpull]

Comically serious.

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

Better.

Re: MINGLE

[secondbornsun]

[ agitated tail lashing. i'll cough on YOU ]

Re: MINGLE

[finalbows]

That's the spirit.

Re: MINGLE

[secondbornsun]

[ tail flop. on second thought i'm tired ]