Misty Mangle

[wants_the_phd]

Who: Anyone and everyone, plus at least one new corpse
Where: Safely back in the pasture
When: Day 65

[Some things have occurred and now the mist be like:

Probably nothing to worry about, though.

Anyway, how's your day?]

Comments

[featherduster]

Why you?

[ ... ]

What're we even gonna do with it?

[doggonemad]

'Cause Charon-han asked me ta help Clover out. Figure we'll park it by the lighthouse an' figure out the rest later on.

[featherduster]

...... Well. Okay.

Just don't hit any sheep.

[doggonemad]

Oi, Minuet-chan. Are ya sayin' that t'me 'cause I'm missin' an eye?

[featherduster]

[ Well he wasn't but-- ]

Yup.

[doggonemad]

That's fucked up.

[featherduster]

Yeah, I'm a huge asshole.

[doggonemad]

Kinda makes a guy wanna swing at ya.

[featherduster]

No fighting in the morgue.

[doggonemad]

[ he lifts his hands up. ]

I have been on my best behavior.

[ because he is emotionally drained, but details. ]

[featherduster]

Yes, I can see that.

[ Looks at him sideways hmmmmm ]

After all, looking out for the kids is more important.

[doggonemad]

[ shit.

He shrugs his shoulders. ]

Caught me.

[featherduster]

It's also not a bad thing.

[doggonemad]

. . .

[ After a brief moment, he just sighs. ]

Ya'd hafta be a real fuckin' asshole to leave a kid holdin' a dead body flailin' on her own.

[featherduster]

Yup!

And there's no lack of those out there. Thankfully not here, as much.

[doggonemad]

Yeah. Heard a few things about some of the other Weeds that've been 'round here. How they were real jackholes.

[featherduster]

Unfortunately a lot of the biggest assholes have been Weeds. Kinda sucks, you guys already get a bad rap.

[doggonemad]

[ he narrows his eye a bit, scowling. ]

Figures. [ a beat. ] Sonata-chan was tellin' me a few things.

[featherduster]

What'd she say?

[doggonemad]

Said we're the ones that end up firin' the guns on ya, in a manner of speakin'. Said somethin' about a guy who hurt her little sister? Then took her and some've the others hostage.

An' arson, but what the fuck ever.

[featherduster]

[ Who among us has not committed a little arson ]

In some cases that's been true. I don't think waking up with a black collar is the reason for it, though.

[doggonemad]

Far as I could tell, only orders we got were "stir shit."

[featherduster]

Should you choose to follow them, anyway.

Your boss isn't very intimidating.

[doggonemad]

[ a slight flinch, but he recovers quickly. ]

Yeah, I get creative an' sneaky with my insubordination.

[featherduster]

If you grab him in your fist he makes a "GRHK--!" noise!