Misty Mangle

[wants_the_phd]

Who: Anyone and everyone, plus at least one new corpse
Where: Safely back in the pasture
When: Day 65

[Some things have occurred and now the mist be like:

Probably nothing to worry about, though.

Anyway, how's your day?]

Comments

[hotnbothered]

What distraction team? And why don't you sound the least bit concerned?!

[doggonemad]

'Cause I went out there an' it was fine. Got five whole wolfsbane thingies.

Also paid my respects to some dead wolf fucko with apple chips.

[hotnbothered]

I don't even know what that means.

[doggonemad]

Dunno what ta tell ya, Boss.

[hotnbothered]

Explain the whole thing from the start!

[doggonemad]

Haw? The whole thing?!

[hotnbothered]

Did I stutter?!

[doggonemad]

Didn't you see the meetin' the other night?!

[hotnbothered]

[ Puts her hands on her hips. ]

I know the part where some people were going into the mist! I don't know anything past that! What dead wolf are you talking about?

[doggonemad]

Okay!

[ DEEP BREATH ]

So people kept bein' stupid as shit an' gettin' bit, which means we had ta go find more wolfsbane! There were three groups — the distraction crew with Minuet-chan an' Edgelord, Lily doin' what the fuck ever, an' the botany group with me, Azdaja, Tyr-chan, and Rose's shepherd. We went out an' found some wolfsbane, but we also found this sooty buttball who rose up from the goddamn grave and would not take a bat to the face. Seriously, Flare-chan, what the hell?!

But we talked him down and took their shit.

That's it.

[hotnbothered]

[ Her face stiffens a little when he mentions Edgelord, but she is very quickly distracted by everything that comes after. ]

I feel like you skimmed over the most important part... Why was there a... an undead?! What did you take from him?

[doggonemad]

[ He smirks a bit at that. ]

Yer the boss. You tell me.

[hotnbothered]

... Don't be ridiculous. Isn't it a subordinate's job to provide prompt and thorough reports?

[doggonemad]

Boss hasta give orders for those reports ta be gathered. That's my experience.

[hotnbothered]

I'm ordering you to answer my questions right now.

[doggonemad]

An' I toldja what I know.

[hotnbothered]

Clearly not all of it. How did the conversation go? Was the wolfsbane all you took?

[doggonemad]

There was no conversation, Azdaja like cried at it until it disappeared. We only took wolfsbane s'far as I know.

[hotnbothered]

Eh? Azdaja cried?

... She didn't strike me as the type.

[doggonemad]

It was badass cryin'!

[hotnbothered]

I've never heard of such a thing!

[doggonemad]

Now ya have!

[hotnbothered]

[ Mumbles: ]

Perhaps I should try getting the story from her...

[doggonemad]

[ thumbs up. ]

Ain't a bad idea.

[hotnbothered]

[ Huffs. ]

Regardless of what crying may or may not have happened, it sounds like you all made it back without incident?