Misty Mangle

[wants_the_phd]

Who: Anyone and everyone, plus at least one new corpse
Where: Safely back in the pasture
When: Day 65

[Some things have occurred and now the mist be like:

Probably nothing to worry about, though.

Anyway, how's your day?]

Comments

[leonheartedly]

Have fun?

[stirtheblood]

Oh yeah. Fought a whole buncha wolves.

And a whole weird throat void fulla wolves.

[leonheartedly]

A what.

[stirtheblood]

A big shadow mouth? Might've been the Wolf King's? It was full of wolves and arms and stuff.

[leonheartedly]

Oh, is that all.

[it said so deadpanned] I - guess you guys did a really good job on drawing attention, shit.

You're all right, though?

[stirtheblood]

Yeah, we broke out alright. Broke out so good we got outta the mist for a second, actually.

But not before I blasted 'em so hard all the rest of the wolves started coughin' it up!

[leonheartedly]

Out of the mist? Seriously?

Christ.

[stirtheblood]

Yeah, it was weird. Minuet broke some kinda barrier, and we flew up n' saw some big eyes lookin' at us and the Wolf King in the distance.

Least I assume that was him. Biggest wolf I've ever seen.

[leonheartedly]

It was probably him, heard he's a big fucker.

[and he saw Maomao's drawing when she drew it for Crois]

[stirtheblood]

Kinda weird that he was way over in the distance if we were just in his throat, though...

[leonheartedly]

Maybe it wasn't his throat . . . ? Or it was magic?

[a pause. And then he huffs]

Hell if I know, this place always has some new weird shit happening.

[stirtheblood]

Almost seems like all o' the mist is just magic Wolf King soup... seems like he can open a mouth wherever, and the mist wolves form wherever, and they're apparently connected?

Bet I'd have to shoot him outside for it to work. Tch.

[leonheartedly]

Mmm, that would make sense.

[a half-smile] Probably. I'm sure you'll get a chance one day.

[stirtheblood]

Hah!

Lookin' forward to it.

[leonheartedly]

I bet you are.

Thanks for helping us by running distraction.

[featherduster]

It was definitely the wolf king's mouth.

Careful what you stuff in there, it apparently comes outta all the other ones.

[leonheartedly]

I don't know what I expected. There goes shoving explosives in his mouth, I guess.

[he's kidding]

[featherduster]

[ HE'S KIDDING, BUT, ]

There might be strategic opportunities.

But watch out.

[leonheartedly]

Oh, I'll still try when those opportunities come around, don't you worry.

Are you all right?

[featherduster]

All good! Bunch of no-brain mist wolves got nothing on Edgelord's lasers.

[leonheartedly]

He is pretty handy . . . and now we've got a lightshow.

[featherduster]

And the kids have a body.

[leonheartedly]

And the kids have a body they drove back in a truck.

[. . . just. Just sighs]

[featherduster]

. . .

[ Claps a hand on his shoulder ]

You want a drink once everything's settled?

[ "Everything" STOLEN BODIES PROPERLY STORED, WEREWOLF POPULATION CENSUSED, ETC ]

I meant to ask earlier.

[leonheartedly]

. . . mm, I'd be up for it.

[he says, instead of "good god please" or something equally pathetic-sounding]