holds up butterfly is this king midas

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WHO: some wayward thistles and visitors!
WHERE: thistle barn
WHEN: early morning, day 6

[if you're an early riser, you may see a trio of thistles— two of them covered in blood and one of them with an arm of solid gold— stumbling back to their barn!]

[it's fine!!]

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[IT'S!! FINE!!!!]

We can-- uh. Find a way to turn it back.

[he's in denial]

[cultofthesham]

Boss, that thing is full of demonic malice. Even if gangrene or fucking his shoulder up weren’t a concern, that alone makes it a bad idea.

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[. . . oh. . .]

[if there was anything that would make him realize the obvious, it's that!!]

You can sense the demonic energy in it?

[cultofthesham]

I’m frankly a little surprised the rest of you can’t.

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My Personas are battle-oriented, not surveillance-oriented. . .

[if only Oracle was here!!]

[. . .]

But if that's the case. . . we have to take it off.

[cultofthesham]

Afraid so.

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[GREAT!! GREAT!!!!!]

So do you know how to safely amputate an arm?

[cuz HE SURE DOESN'T]

[cultofthesham]

Eh, how hard can it be, right?

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Really hard, actually??

[cultofthesham]

Huh. Well, good luck i gues.

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. . . don't say it like you're not going to help!

[JOVE PLZ]

[cultofthesham]

What! I’m going to be doing the most important part!

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You are. So you should be saying, "we'll do this together," not, "well good luck with that."

[cultofthesham]

~we’ll do this together~

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[S-SNORTS]

Better.