holds up butterfly is this king midas

[survivaltricks]

WHO: some wayward thistles and visitors!
WHERE: thistle barn
WHEN: early morning, day 6

[if you're an early riser, you may see a trio of thistles— two of them covered in blood and one of them with an arm of solid gold— stumbling back to their barn!]

[it's fine!!]

Comments

[cultofthesham]

Afraid so.

[survivaltricks]

[GREAT!! GREAT!!!!!]

So do you know how to safely amputate an arm?

[cuz HE SURE DOESN'T]

[cultofthesham]

Eh, how hard can it be, right?

[survivaltricks]

Really hard, actually??

[cultofthesham]

Huh. Well, good luck i gues.

[survivaltricks]

. . . don't say it like you're not going to help!

[JOVE PLZ]

[cultofthesham]

What! I’m going to be doing the most important part!

[survivaltricks]

You are. So you should be saying, "we'll do this together," not, "well good luck with that."

[cultofthesham]

~we’ll do this together~

[survivaltricks]

[S-SNORTS]

Better.