we don't talk about--

[survivaltricks]

WHO: Lupin, Tyr, and others!
WHERE: in the outer meadow, just beyond the fence, but far away from the mist
WHEN: day 46, morning

[good morning, pasture! at a reasonable time, once everyone has had time to wake up, Lupin sends out a mass cube call to everyone in the pasture]

Yo! So I hear some of you guys like to throw down. And for what it's worth-- me too.

So let's make good use of that restless energy, yeah? Anyone who is interested can come to the outer pasture for a good old fashioned brawl. A friendly brawl, by the way. That means the terms should be agreed upon between the parties beforehand, and cheap shots won't be tolerated. Tyr and I are out here to keep an eye on everyone, so if you try to be a shithead, we'll intervene. Here's a tip: don't try it.

If you want to fight me, feel free to ask. If you want to fight Tyr, well-- I'm sure he'll be down for it, too. And if you want to fight someone else not on Thistle, you can still come down here and hang out with us until someone else accepts your challenge. Or you can pick an opponent beforehand and come down here to brawl in front of an audience. This is supposed to be for fun and stress relief, so we aren't going to stop you guys, as long as you're being fair about it.

And if you don't want to fight at all-- that's okay, you can come hang out with us and just watch. Tyr is also offering up self-defense lessons, so if you're not a fighter and want to learn, make sure to hit him up. He's pretty good with a knife!

[a pause. what else. . ]

Oh, right-- Thistle's healing works by inflicting pain, so if you do need healing afterwards, keep that in mind. I also have some magic healing from home that doesn't involve pain, if you'd prefer to use that. We'd rather not heal more than a few minor bruises, though. So be nice!

[a beat]

"Nice."

Anyway. Fight club?

[AND WITH THAT, LUPIN IS OUT]

((FIGHT CLUB POST WITH SELF-DEFENSE LESSONS, and here is a top-level for Tyr's self-defense lessons! otherwise feel free to tag around and brawl it out, or just rubberneck if you don't want to fight. if things ICly get out of hand, please feel free to tap me/Al on discord and Lupin can intervene o7))

Comments

[SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[leonheartedly]

[and as mentioned Tyr has set up a little spot over here, out of the way for self-defense!]

There won't be a knife involved in the lessons, I promise.

[I mean unless you want there to be one but]

[survivaltricks]

[helpfully]

What if they want a knife to be involved?

["helpfully"]

Re: [SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[wants_the_phd]

Self defense, huh?

Any tips for someone with absolutely no muscle at all?

[electricflock]

If you get knife, I get claws.

Re: [SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[pleasantmisery]

I wouldn't mind! I mean, I've already got one and everything.

[electricflock]

Why way out here?

[survivaltricks]

So we don't get in anyone's way, or accidentally destroy important property.

[some of us,,, summon giant ethereal beings,,, when we fight,,,]

[rugpull]

Awww want some action?

[survivaltricks]

[lifts up his fists!!]

You bet I do.

[pleasantmisery]

[hanging out and watching! though Shadow Fiend seems kind of restless, as if she'd like to join in. but she seems to be restraining herself for now.

P.S. if anyone wants to have previously seen her occasionally doing drills and exercises using her shepherd's staff as a janky improvised spear, feel free]

[survivaltricks]

[giving her a cheerful two-fingered salute!]

Are you just here to watch?

[adorabrawler]

[ she's sitting on the fence, giving the air of someone boredly looking on. ]

This isn't going to involve any weird magic crap, is it?

[survivaltricks]

Not if you don't want it to.

[giving her a small salute! and if he recalls correctly. . .]

Don't I owe you a spar, anyway?

[pictureimperfect]

[also on the fence, sup]

Tyr doesn't have any weird magic crap at least.

[leonheartedly]

[he gives her a wave]

Not on my end.

[stirtheblood]

I'm in!!

...Do we have to fight with a club?

[survivaltricks]

Not if you don't want to.

I mean, I don't have a club.

[pictureimperfect]

Your guns are big enough you could probably use them as clubs.

[pictureimperfect]

Fight fight go~

[floating nearby eating some ice cream to watch]

[survivaltricks]

Are you going to come down here and join the fun?

[wooliefrand]

[later in the day: STAR PIECE HITS HIM IN THE HEAD]

[survivaltricks]

[OW]

[IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR KILLING RED???]

[shortforever]

[Cracking his knuckles as he steps up.]

Alright, we go until one of us gives up or is knocked unconscious. I won't be holding back, so you better not either.

[survivaltricks]

[flashing him a grin]

This'll be-- what, round three?

[literal_trainwreck]

[all this fighting has his feral energy bubbling right under the surface]

[survivaltricks]

[OF COURSE IT DOES, LUPIN WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS]

[by now he's had a few spars-- namely with Tyr and Odin and probably Edgelord. but even so, he's still carrying some kind of nervous energy on his shoulders, even as he flashes Loki a bright, challenging grin]

You look like you're about to explode if you don't throw a punch soon.