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Kurusu Akira [Joker] ([personal profile] survivaltricks) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2023-12-05 05:26 pm

we don't talk about--

WHO: Lupin, Tyr, and others!
WHERE: in the outer meadow, just beyond the fence, but far away from the mist
WHEN: day 46, morning

[good morning, pasture! at a reasonable time, once everyone has had time to wake up, Lupin sends out a mass cube call to everyone in the pasture]

Yo! So I hear some of you guys like to throw down. And for what it's worth-- me too.

So let's make good use of that restless energy, yeah? Anyone who is interested can come to the outer pasture for a good old fashioned brawl. A friendly brawl, by the way. That means the terms should be agreed upon between the parties beforehand, and cheap shots won't be tolerated. Tyr and I are out here to keep an eye on everyone, so if you try to be a shithead, we'll intervene. Here's a tip: don't try it.

If you want to fight me, feel free to ask. If you want to fight Tyr, well-- I'm sure he'll be down for it, too. And if you want to fight someone else not on Thistle, you can still come down here and hang out with us until someone else accepts your challenge. Or you can pick an opponent beforehand and come down here to brawl in front of an audience. This is supposed to be for fun and stress relief, so we aren't going to stop you guys, as long as you're being fair about it.

And if you don't want to fight at all-- that's okay, you can come hang out with us and just watch. Tyr is also offering up self-defense lessons, so if you're not a fighter and want to learn, make sure to hit him up. He's pretty good with a knife!

[a pause. what else. . ]

Oh, right-- Thistle's healing works by inflicting pain, so if you do need healing afterwards, keep that in mind. I also have some magic healing from home that doesn't involve pain, if you'd prefer to use that. We'd rather not heal more than a few minor bruises, though. So be nice!

[a beat]

"Nice."

Anyway. Fight club?

[AND WITH THAT, LUPIN IS OUT]

((FIGHT CLUB POST WITH SELF-DEFENSE LESSONS, and here is a top-level for Tyr's self-defense lessons! otherwise feel free to tag around and brawl it out, or just rubberneck if you don't want to fight. if things ICly get out of hand, please feel free to tap me/Al on discord and Lupin can intervene o7))
leonheartedly: are you DONE yet RAMON (074)

[SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[and as mentioned Tyr has set up a little spot over here, out of the way for self-defense!]

There won't be a knife involved in the lessons, I promise.

[I mean unless you want there to be one but]
leonheartedly: (007)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[""helpfully"" eh]'

If they want there to be one, they're always welcome to ask.
wants_the_phd: (011)

Re: [SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2023-12-06 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Self defense, huh?

Any tips for someone with absolutely no muscle at all?
electricflock: (59)

[personal profile] electricflock 2023-12-06 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you get knife, I get claws.
leonheartedly: (028)

Re: [SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, you don't need to be strong to defend yourself. Interested?
electricflock: (46)

[personal profile] electricflock 2023-12-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why way out here?
leonheartedly: (067)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[a puff of laughter]

That sounds fair to me.
leonheartedly: (011)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's definitely better. I don't want to give anyone the same training experience I had.

[tho tbf an asshole trained him]
wants_the_phd: (006)

Re: [SELF-DEFENSE CORNER]

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2023-12-06 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You bet!

That seems like something that would be really useful to know in case... in case!
electricflock: (34)

[personal profile] electricflock 2023-12-06 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, magic fights.
leonheartedly: are you DONE yet RAMON (074)

[personal profile] leonheartedly 2023-12-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
. . . in general, or when I was being trained?
rugpull: (This is where my rock number starts.)

[personal profile] rugpull 2023-12-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Awww want some action?
rugpull: (Ain't I a stinker?)

[personal profile] rugpull 2023-12-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Bet Odin would love to bust yer ass.
rugpull: (Zigged when I should have zagged.)

[personal profile] rugpull 2023-12-06 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, nice....guess ya are on equal footin'.
wants_the_phd: (011)

[personal profile] wants_the_phd 2023-12-06 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I've relied on so far, but there's a limit to how far you can get with that, you know?

For example, say someone has me backed into a corner and I'm unarmed. What should I do?

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