WEEM POST

[stirtheblood]

WHO: Weeds + ... visitors? passers-by? unknowable eldritch presences?
WHERE: Weeds clubhouse
WHEN: Day 39 afternoon ~ Day 40

[Some of us live here! And occasionally do the things you do when you are living a place! Or whatever other stuff you have got going on!]

Comments

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

You'd be surprised how useful one soul can be.

In any case, I cannot. . .yet. That horrible pink sheep is to blame, her magic is what's keeping you here currently!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

I've heard she summoned us in the first place... Is there more to it than that?

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

Well, yes, but--REJOICE!! Because I saved you from an eternal hell! She didn't even care that your souls were cast aside!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

Wha—that wasn't supposed to be a yes or no question! What is she doing?! What do you mean eternal hell?!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

She's trying to convert you into her CULT. But she already had as many souls as she needed, so she cast you aside in the netherworld!! I have brought you back!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

[ Her almost comical huffiness slowly shifts into true, dawning horror. ]

She... She what? She was just going to... leave me to languish in nothingness? Forever? I mattered that little?

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

Apparently so. Awful, isn't it? But I have use for you! I will not abandon you like that horrible sheep! At least not on purpose.

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

[ A few deep breaths before she's calm enough to talk. ]

Fine, whatever. You want me to disrupt her plans, right?

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

More or less. And then you can take your rightful place by my side! Once I gain the Wolf King's favor, I can send you home--or grant you any treasure you'd like.

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

Who? This is the first I've heard of any Wolf King.

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

[brightens!!]

He is the rightful ruler of this land! And once he reclaims what is his, he'll give us everything we deserve!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

So you're just a vassal, then...

How did he lose it in the first place?

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

Well. . .[,,,,]

It was Blossom's fault! She used her. . .evil magic to turn things upside down! Even I don't know all the details!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

That's so vague that it sounds completely suspect!!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

Yes and who's fault is that?? Blossom's!!

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

I'm getting the strangest feeling that this conversation is going in circles...

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[wooliefrand]

That's her fault too.

In any case! I can at least assure you I will protect you all as best I can.

Re: [SNAKE SUMMONING]

[hotnbothered]

[ A long hesitation. ]

... I'll believe that after you prove it.