cage match: thistle vs clover

[eonsadrift]

WHO: Clover, Thistle, and spectators!
WHERE: Thistle's yard
WHEN: Day 31

Comments

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ Ananke is giving him a BE NICE TO THIS CHILD look from behind Yata ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

[ HE BETTER NOT TRAP MY BOYFRIEND IN THE BIZARRO DIMENSION OR I'M GOING TO FLIP MY ARCHITECTURAL SHIT. ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ PRETTY SURE ZENITH CAN SURVIVE A TIME OUT IN A KID'S BIZARRO MIRROR VERSE ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

[ I DON'T CARE IF HE CAN SURVIVE A BIZZARO TIME OUT. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM MORE OF A REASON TO WIND STAB. ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM. MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD STOP BEING SO STAB HAPPY!!! ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

[ TELL THAT TO ALL THE STAB HAPPY PEOPLE HERE! ]

[ fantasia doesn't want this turning into a kill fest, so he's definitely going to interfere to avoid any unnecessary death. NO MORE MURDER. we already had plenty of that happen. ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ I SAY "NO MURDER" EVERY DAY!!! ]







[ puts a hand on his shoulder ]

Hey, breathe. You're not gonna be any help if you're already freaking out.

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

[ no murder is a good slogan. ]

[ startles, because he's so focused on the fight. ] I'm breathing. [ he says as he expels the breath he'd been holding in. ] And I'm not freaking out... yet.

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ gives him a dubious look ]

Well...I think there's too many people watching for this to go too badly, so hopefully you won't at all.

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

I'm going to interfere if the tides turn though... No one else deserves anything beyond a bit of a beat down.

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

That's why I told Yata to call me too.

What's your emergency plan? I can try to help out if it comes to it.

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

I'm going to ground everybody. [ literally. ] I have a Dendro Vision, which allows me to manipulate plants. I'll summon a bunch of vines to tie them all up and then, if it comes to it, I can knock them out with Tempo.

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

With — the toolbox? Can he do that?

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

[ he summons tempo to his side and grabs his handle, swinging him in an arc. ananke can probably hear the snap of the wind as he does so. tempo is hard and HEAVY. ] Absolutely.

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

...Huh.

Well, I can help out with any hitting you need to do. I know I don't look like it, but I pack a pretty big punch.

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

I appreciate it. I'm hoping it doesn't come to that, but [ and then there's a bomb exploding and he nearly leaps out of his skin beCAUSE WTF. ] W- Why???

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ HOLY SHIT??? Automatically makes sure Yata is shoved safely behind them ]

Where did she get those?!

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

I DON'T KNOW.

This is... this is getting out of hand!

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

It's been out of hand this whole time!

Re: on the sidelines.

[noarchitact]

Their brawl wasn't bad until SOMEONE BROUGHT DYNAMITE! [ the fight had been under control and everybody was sitting off to the sidelines, but an explosion could hurt more than just the rowdy boys!!! ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ Points at Zenith ]

I got warned he was going to kill someone minutes after I was brought back! It was always going to be bad!

Re: on the sidelines.

[aididitmyway]

[zenith is DEFENDING THE GIRLS' HONOR TYVM

what about that deserves a time out]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ it only deserves timeout if he also tries to escalate to murder!!

god this is awkward ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[eonsadrift]

[ wtf that's like his one weakness ]

Re: on the sidelines.

[spinebuddyandme]

[ HE'S WATCHING YOU!!!




a little less intensely once he notices the clover girls also watching. Ugh what a mess. ]