what we in the business call a bruh moment

[finalbows]

 WHO: Rose + ( ? )
WHERE: Rose Barn
WHEN: Night 30 into Day 31

good morning starshines

Comments

not here

[finalbows]

_{[ shepherd status: seemingly(?) MIA but cubecallable ]}

cubecalling this bitch

[strateelgic]

Angel.

Re: cubecalling this bitch

[finalbows]

_{[ faint sounds of birdsong. wind rustling through trees. the cube looks immaculate. he doesn't need to sleep anymore. ]}

Is the barn currently on fire? You're all quite still, if so.

Re: cubecalling this bitch

[strateelgic]

Yes, so stay on the line.

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[finalbows]

...

_{[ he's waiting. ]}

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[strateelgic]

[He's lying, of course.]

For someone so interested in theater, your acting is terrible.

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[finalbows]

This is a dictatorship, not a democracy. And I'm not accepting requests for recasts.

[adorabrawler]

[ I'm putting this for the morning of d31. Anyway. Did y'all know you were +1 a Clover? Well now you do, because at some point in the morning she slips out of Face Devil's room and makes her way into the kitchen. ]

Re: cubecalling this bitch

[strateelgic]

If you really wanted to look the villain, you should have blamed anyone else.

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[finalbows]

...

That's foolish. It's obvious to anyone that looks I'm responsible. I hold the staff. I'm the one Rose left around with clear vengeful motive toward anyone. I said. What I am. In front of them all. I have the power and unpredictability to impose my will on others as I wish.

[wants_the_phd]

[Azdaja comes out of their new meat locker and unexpectedly meets her in the kitchen.]

—Oh. Good morning.

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[strateelgic]

What everyone knows is that there's no way you manipulated the rest of us into murder. We had at least some say.

[wants_the_phd]

[After the game, she's lounging on their stupid red chaise in the middle of the room, (theoretically) reading a book. If anyone* passes through, she'll idly ask:]

Well now. How are we doing?

Did things go as expected? Did we learn anything interesting?

[*I say "anyone" but with half the team MIA, I guess I just mean pondie and facey. Our numbers dwindle.]

[adorabrawler]

[ Spinel freezes, this meeting clearly as unexpected to her as it was Azdaja. She dips her head by some, but there's no real hiding on her face that she's now sporting an eyepatch that is typically donned by a certain other member of Rose. After a pause, Spinel offers lamely: ]

Morning.

[wants_the_phd]

That's a new look.

Would you like any assistance replacing your eye today?

Re: cubecalling this bitch

[finalbows]

I spoke the choice every. Time. Tell them to have a damned Weed ask!

<sub>[ angie's

missing his crueler edge. ]</sub>

This is ridiculous. This pasture is full of soft-bellied Cosmos nimrods, if they'll really reject the perfect, obvious target! Besides, you all DID listen to me! I was raving! What do you think I would have done?! It took a coalition to put me down the LAST time!

not here but actually

[catposting]

[ post-game Blood Fifi is undetectable. cubecalls don't work. sensing doesn't work. he's not in the fountain.

gl ]

[adorabrawler]

[ On a normal day, she might quip back about it, but...

Today there's a solemn air about her instead. ]

... You can do that?

[wants_the_phd]

Yeah. Wouldn't even be the first eyeball I helped make in the last 24 hours.

[adorabrawler]

[ ... ? ]

How? I thought the honeysuckle was hard to find.

[wants_the_phd]

It's not honeysuckle. It's a plant called "limbus" that produces a liquid substance that, when mixed with animal proteins, can be used to regenerate flesh. Conveniently, I just helped supply the clinic with several buckets of the stuff last night, so there's more than enough for an eyeball, if you'd like one.

[adorabrawler]

Oh. I've only ever heard about the honeysuckles, so I thought...

[ She trails off. Well, that's not important. ]

Does it really work?

[wants_the_phd]

Amazingly, it does. It works astonishingly well.

[adorabrawler]

[ ... ]

... Right. Okay.

Re: cubecalling this bitch

[strateelgic]

This isn't that time.

Angie, if I hadn't wanted to choose betray those two times do you really think it would have happened? You would have caved under the three of us.