dormes-vous? dormes-vous?

[crittersheep]

WHO: Everyone
WHERE: Pastureland and the world of dreams alike
WHEN: Night 25

Well, that life sure has been slicing, except where it hasn't. It's been a long day. Why not take a night walk? Or lay down and... oh, oh, the dreams are mixing again.

Comments

[rugpull]

I'd say then I'd know peace but I bet no one else in this place will do it so I oughta have loads ready...

[apothekitty]

You're right. You should.

[rugpull]

Everyone wants t'have fights and solve mysteries no one wants to make smoked fish and save for the dry season.

[apothekitty]

Most people here don't seem to have ever had to sleep on an empty belly.

[rugpull]

They're a soft bunch for sure.

They got other talents though and more brains than me so 'll just keep 'em secure or whatever.

[apothekitty]

Talents and intelligence mean nothing if you don't have the common sense to go with it. A smart man will starve just as easily as a stupid one.

[rugpull]

The smartest guys I know here are picky babies...

[apothekitty]

So they'll starve faster if left to their own devices.

[rugpull]

Likely.

[apothekitty]

Even smart people are idiots. Don't let them convince you otherwise.

[rugpull]

I still need them for reasons though.

[apothekitty]

A paycheck?

[rugpull]

Paycheck, references, favors.

I guess marriage.

[apothekitty]

--marri--?!

[ WHAT. ]

[rugpull]

Yer fine t'judge me.

[apothekitty]

With wh--

[ no. wait. she is an observant girl and she's paid attention and wait ]

--with Tart?!

[rugpull]

I have no idea if that's gonna shake out since he's a second prince ripe for political marriages but we'll see.

[apothekitty]

Was it his idea or yours.

[rugpull]

His and I didn't realize at first cuzza cultural differences between lions and hyenas.

[apothekitty]

...

Don't get yourself killed. If he breaks it off, take as much of his money as you can. I can help make it look like an accident.

[rugpull]

I won't die. I know yer not much for magic but I do got some tricks up m'sleeve.

[apothekitty]

If you're sure. You're one of the few people here who seems to have any common sense.

[rugpull]

I got some brains.

I dunno if I could poison Tart though. He's got the sharpest nose I've ever seen.

[apothekitty]

That's probably an experiment that could be run, but... as a courtesy to you, I won't do it.

[rugpull]

Thank ya mam.