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WHO: Ogre, YOU?
WHERE: Pasture (specifically Lily's roof. sorry lily)
WHEN: Day 12, too early

[ a weed has gotten on top of Lily's roof for the height advantage (tm) and is basically shouting -- ]

Who here wants a big ol' smooch from yours truly?

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[ SHE'S LAUGHING and doing a remarkably great job at like

actually dodging 90% of those, not seeming bothered by the ones that do bounce off her either ]

Whaaat? You didn't even bring out a real one for me?

Not worth the ammo.

Get the hell off our barn.

Why don't you try to make me, big guy?

[time to illusion the barn roof with fucked up angles because fucking fall off or something. like those optical illusions floors to stop people from running but makes them fall over instead]

If this is ya flirtin', ain't interested!

[SHOOTS MORE NERF BALLS]

[ UNFORTUNATELY one of the weed boons is gravity manipulation so when the angles get all weird she just, lifts up in the sky, cross-legged. ]

You're not my type. Buuuut I'd love to see you really go all out.

[oh he hates that but it does have him dropping the illusion. no need to waste energy on that.]

Yeah? Good luck with that. It ain't happenin' here.

Why not? What do you think it'd take?

[ she continues hovering like an asshole ]

[. . . oh. that question's dangerous coming from a black collar.

takes one last pot shot at her before retreating into the barn. FUCK ANY CHANCE OF GETTING THE TRUTH FROM HIM. BYE.]

Edited 2023-06-16 19:19 (UTC)

[ okay but what if the barn door is like. incredibly heavy all of the sudden. like almost impossible to open up. ]

[it'd have to get pretty damn heavy for this guy but uh

shit]

--seriously, dontcha got anythin' better to do!?

Nope! Lemme ask you again.

[ she's basically hanging from the rooftop now, torso over the edge -- aaand the truth zone is on this time, ]

What'd it take for you to go all out?

[CAN'T ANSWER IF HE'S SHOVING A NERF BALL IN HIS MOUTH AND CLIMBING THROUGH A WINDOW]

Aww c'mon! You're such a tease!

[ but he CAN get away with that ]

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