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[littlemisswarcrime]

WHO: Ogre, YOU?
WHERE: Pasture (specifically Lily's roof. sorry lily)
WHEN: Day 12, too early


[ a weed has gotten on top of Lily's roof for the height advantage (tm) and is basically shouting -- ]


Who here wants a big ol' smooch from yours truly?

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[featherduster]

[ Walks out of Bluebell barn




Walks right the fuck back inside

]

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ .... IT'S TIME TO FLY OVER TO BLUEBELL'S ROOF AND KNOCK ]


Aww, is someone shy?

[secondbornsun]

[ shortly after, there is a knock on bluebell's barn door ]

[endsjustified]

[leans out his window again god DAMN]

Go away.

[catposting]

[ hey Charon is my body still in your room ]

[littlemisswarcrime]

Nope! Not until I get my kissing fee.

[lapdogged]

[From the yard because Cerby's just watching this in dull fascination:]

Want me to throw rocks at them or something.

[hardpity]

[ HITS THE CEILING WITH A BROOM ]

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ KNOCKS ON THE CEILING!! ]


Hello~~~

[catposting]

[ don't worry about the yelp upstairs and what sounds suspiciously like a catman crashing out of Perci's room, it's fine ]

[rugpull]

[via astralplanephone]

Why is your house like this Aides.

[pleasantmisery]

[a purple lady with a shepherd's staff that has a red ribbon/bell tied around it is passing by~]

Oh! No thank you!

[littlemisswarcrime]

Aw. Not even a little one?

[ohlord]

[coming out of Lily barn--



...





goes back into Lily barn.








comes back out with a big ass gun and just starts to shoot nerf balls at her.]

[endsjustified]

[opens his mouth when he sees the big ass gun while he's leaning out his window, visibly goes 'oh' when it turns out to be a dumb fake one, and leans back inside]

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ SHE'S LAUGHING and doing a remarkably great job at like


actually dodging 90% of those, not seeming bothered by the ones that do bounce off her either ]

Whaaat? You didn't even bring out a real one for me?

[shortforever]

[He is jumping onto Thistle roof to yell at her.]

Wait until at least 9 before starting bullshit, goddamn!

[littlemisswarcrime]

I'll stop yelling once I get a few volunteers~

[secondbornsun]

[ coming from daffodil to lily's barn and just like

completely ignoring her while he knocks on lily's door ]

[ohlord]

[busy trying to get the Weed off their roof but just know there is a OH WHAT NOW? kind of look shot his way]

[themanofyourdreams]

...!!

[But wait. She's right there on Lily. This is a trap!]

Age please? Can I have your age, please?

[ohlord]

[ b r u h ...]

[mykidisthebest]

[absolutely not, watching from safely inside the barn thanks]

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ SHE IS SURE IS PERSISTENT ]

[rugpull]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[littlemisswarcrime]

FOR TWO KISSES I WILL

[soulsurvivore]

[ ew, lilies!!

She appears after a moment out of nowhere, just chilling and floating in midair nearby. ]

Enjoying yourself?

[littlemisswarcrime]

Oh, tons. But I've only got one kiss out of this whole thing so far.

[strateelgic]

[Shady eel here with a suspiciously friendly smile.]

If you find no one else, I will offer you a trade.

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ peering down at him ]


Yeah? What kinda trade?

[lapdogged]

[littlemisswarcrime]

[ THE NOISE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL KISSES OCCUR ]