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[mykidisthebest]

WHO: Lily? and passersby?
WHERE: Lily
WHEN: Day 11, noon-ish

[After this noisy nonsense Honey stomps out of Lily's front yard and for a moment it seems like peace will reign in the pasture for maybe another hour or so

Alas, it was not to be. Before he can hop the fence the color abruptly drains from his collar and a bell grows out of it! Naturally, the bell also starts ringing. The sound of bells is pretty common, but maybe the sound of one more is enough to draw your attention? Either way, Honey turns right back around and goes to knock on Lily's barn door with the air of someone who has just accidentally set off a school fire alarm.]

Comments

[hardpity]

They're not using the bones anymore.

[mykidisthebest]

I'd be worried if they were still using the bones somehow. But where I'm from, monster parts can have special properties. Like stat boosts or curses. Is there a way to check that these are just normal bones, or is that not something we need to worry about?

[hardpity]

Mmm... there's probably a way to analyze for magical traces, but if we crush them into powder they can't reanimate probably.

[mykidisthebest]

[squints at the bones in his arms]

...It doesn't look like they have any mana. I'm overthinking it. Throw 'em all in the oven, I bet it's fine.

[hardpity]

It's probably fine.

[ BRINGS THEM TO. WE PROBABLY HAVE A FIREPIT. BRINGS THEM THERE ]

[mykidisthebest]

[there's probably a firepit, he's making a mental list of home improvements needed in the meantime. TO THE FIRE!!!]

Do you guys have sheet pans to put these on?

[hardpity]

I don't think so. But we can just put them in the fire and then put the fire out once we've baked them, right? It's not like we're eating them, a-and a little bit of ash won't hurt bonemeal.

[mykidisthebest]

We can just stick them in the fire this time. But if you get anymore bones we should at least find some aluminum foil to wrap them in.