a ding dang mingle

[endsjustified]

WHO: anyone
WHERE: anywhere
WHEN: Day 9, morning through to late afternoon

[well there's still new landmarks to explore, new teammates (and new ragged individuals) to meet. occasional gunfire's been resounding through the woods sometimes, scaring birds up into the air and sending wandering pygmidillos in the meadow askitter.

what are you up to this fine day?]

Comments

[rugpull]

What's yer game, naughty boy? Are ya NAUGHTY?

[mykidisthebest]

No! This is discrimination! Just because I got stuck with the weird villains doesn't mean I'm also a weird villain. I'm a fully functioning member of society. I pay taxes. I have health insurance. I don't act like a rowdy kid at a sleepover. I'm just trying to be normal.

[rugpull]

Gonna start yer own garden?

[mykidisthebest]

Yeah. If we're going to be here a while then it would be nice to have food that isn't the lettuce in the cafeteria. Do you know what the easiest thing to grow is?

[rugpull]

[SIGH]

Ya can find some of these in the wild. See these? Wild onions, carrots...ya can find those out there to take to start yer own garden from. Sunchokes are decent eating too, these right here....

[mykidisthebest]

[crouches down to get a better look at them]

Oh, wow, you really found a lot just by looking around. Any chance you found some starches? Rice, potatoes? It's a long shot, but it's good to aim for a balanced diet when you can.

[rugpull]

None rice my guy. No potatoes yet either.

[mykidisthebest]

I got my hopes up and they were instantly dashed. Damn. If I ask Red for some potatoes do you think you can grow them?

[rugpull]

Gotta ask for seed potatoes if ya do that.

[mykidisthebest]

I'm gonna go read a book on gardening before I ask for anything, so I should be able to get the right kind of seeds. Hmm...Your group made some kind of big request for the laundromat, right? That's why it says "Courtesy of Daffodil". Is anyone able to make a request for something big like that?

[please let him get a rice field, blossom]

[rugpull]

Ya gotta be a winner.

[mykidisthebest]

A winner of what.

[rugpull]

Oh you ain't know shit right wow.

[mykidisthebest]

I'm trying to gather important information while also trying to find a place to sleep and also making sure there's food to eat and also reminding Faith to only eat sheep souls and also offering to help fix anything Patches burns down. It's been a process. Anything you're willing to share would be great at this point.

[rugpull]

When we got here a demon ram killed alla Rose. After we answered some questions.

Then recently we answered questions for death and got hurt a bunch and also mind fucked.

But my herd answered good so we got all better and got prizes.

[mykidisthebest]

Answering questions correctly lets you "win" and then you get healed and add buildings to the town? Damn that's kind of arbitrary.

[rugpull]

It is what it is. And the questions were kinda subjective.

Also saw a vision of my dead family.

Wild stuff.

[mykidisthebest]

That...sounds pretty serious. Are you okay?

[rugpull]

I'm twaumatized.

[mykidisthebest]

. . .

As a perfect stranger I can only offer a judgement-free zone if you wanna cry.

[rugpull]

I have never cried ever.

[mykidisthebest]

That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration.

[rugpull]

Never ever!

[mykidisthebest]

I know a shameless lie when I hear one!

[rugpull]

From ME?