Kurusu Akira [Joker] (
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[JUST A MINUTE!]
WHO: THISTLE
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)
[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)
[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]
Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff
Ah you're just too clever, aren't you~? Well, I guess you should help me finish this burger. It's only cheating if you get caught, after all.
We can use the prize money to. . .hm. Well, it doesn't matter to me. Maybe you can live a nice long life.
Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff
[He does not move to eat any of the burger.]
You know...I've been away for at least four months now. Probably longer. In that time, I found out a lot about myself, and a lot about what's always been holding me back. And every time I found an answer, it took one more limitation off of me. Every single thing, except one.
Can you guess what that one thing is?
Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff
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Waaaaah--!
Okay, a little harder and it would have been REALLY funny if you killed me via burger. I could live with dying like that.
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[a smile as condiments drip off his face. Takes a napkin.]
Awww. Gross.
Well, I could tie you to this world now, if you want.
Or. . .
You an see if there's another me, waiting for you in that other world.
But there's only one way you can find out.
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I just...don't want to leave you there alone. The Port Mafia *sucks*, you're just gonna rot in there. But at the same time, I already know what'll happen to me if I go back.
[After all Dazai was his first...
...]
You sure there's no way that version of 'you' can come along?
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Dunno!
[said just, coyingly perkily as he cleans his face, and he shrugs]
I might not even really be here for all you know. But!
That version of me? If you could find a way for that to happen. Hm.
It might be an interesting time.
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Though I guess it makes sense why he couldn't show up in the meadow. He's too strong for any demon to touch.
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Oooh, so cool. That doesn't sound like me at all, wow.
Anyway, I'm getting pretty bored, so! I'm going to finish my meal. Hm, no that's a lie, I'm only going to eat the fries. Maybe I'll choke on one. . .?
You can kill me if you want to get back to that pasture, or keep chatting for a bit. You can't blame me when time runs out though, okay?
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[His ploy to get under the demon's skin doesn't work for long though, because he's caught off-guard by something.]
-wait, there's a time limit?
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Of course. It's not really a trap if you can just take your time and soak up the nostalgia, now is it?
[also lupin punches him but like 'dazai' is used to that,]
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[He sighs.]
Uuugh, fine! One last thing: tell me my real name.
[He honestly doesn't think the shadow knows, so this is his way of psyching himself up to kill this fake Dazai. He probably won't be able to kill a real one, but a real one would know his real name.]
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[he rubs at his cheek, letting out an exasperated chuckle.]
Aw. You caught me.
Almost.
[he's right on the money: a demon wouldn't know his true name without him telling him. AND with Lupin stepping on his shadow. . .whoop!
The fake Dazai warps, becoming a fox-shaped shadow monster]
1/2
2/2
Do I still have to kill you?
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Odin immediately turns on gravity manipulation to try and catch this asshole and slam him into the ground.]
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GRAVITY'D
AND THEN ALSO PERSONA'D BY LUPIN
the shadow SCREEES before finally retreating, disappearing into a black mist]
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