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Kurusu Akira [Joker] ([personal profile] survivaltricks) wrote in [community profile] sheep_game2024-09-23 10:13 pm

[JUST A MINUTE!]

WHO: THISTLE
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)

[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]
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Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff

[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[:3]

Ah you're just too clever, aren't you~? Well, I guess you should help me finish this burger. It's only cheating if you get caught, after all.

We can use the prize money to. . .hm. Well, it doesn't matter to me. Maybe you can live a nice long life.
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Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He does not move to eat any of the burger.]

You know...I've been away for at least four months now. Probably longer. In that time, I found out a lot about myself, and a lot about what's always been holding me back. And every time I found an answer, it took one more limitation off of me. Every single thing, except one.

Can you guess what that one thing is?
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Re: cw: dazai-related suicide stuff

[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Your height?
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Grabs his head and slams it into the giant hamburger.]
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ALL THE KETCHUP THAT SQUIRTS OUT IS ALMOST LIKE BLOOD]

Waaaaah--!

Okay, a little harder and it would have been REALLY funny if you killed me via burger. I could live with dying like that.
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I meant you, dumbass! You're the last thing tying me to our world!
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

[a smile as condiments drip off his face. Takes a napkin.]

Awww. Gross.

Well, I could tie you to this world now, if you want.

Or. . .

You an see if there's another me, waiting for you in that other world.

But there's only one way you can find out.
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. See, like I said, there's still a lotta work to do.

I just...don't want to leave you there alone. The Port Mafia *sucks*, you're just gonna rot in there. But at the same time, I already know what'll happen to me if I go back.

[After all Dazai was his first...

...
]

You sure there's no way that version of 'you' can come along?
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.

Dunno!

[said just, coyingly perkily as he cleans his face, and he shrugs]

I might not even really be here for all you know. But!

That version of me? If you could find a way for that to happen. Hm.

It might be an interesting time.
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Anything's possible, right?

Though I guess it makes sense why he couldn't show up in the meadow. He's too strong for any demon to touch.
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[puts his fingers up to his head to replicate devil horns. ]

Oooh, so cool. That doesn't sound like me at all, wow.

Anyway, I'm getting pretty bored, so! I'm going to finish my meal. Hm, no that's a lie, I'm only going to eat the fries. Maybe I'll choke on one. . .?

You can kill me if you want to get back to that pasture, or keep chatting for a bit. You can't blame me when time runs out though, okay?

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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't underestimate the power of nullification. It works even on demons.

[His ploy to get under the demon's skin doesn't work for long though, because he's caught off-guard by something.]

-wait, there's a time limit?
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[a cheeky smile]

Of course. It's not really a trap if you can just take your time and soak up the nostalgia, now is it?


[also lupin punches him but like 'dazai' is used to that,]
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
You deserved that.

[He sighs.]

Uuugh, fine! One last thing: tell me my real name.

[He honestly doesn't think the shadow knows, so this is his way of psyching himself up to kill this fake Dazai. He probably won't be able to kill a real one, but a real one would know his real name.]
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Your name?

[he rubs at his cheek, letting out an exasperated chuckle.]

Aw. You caught me.

Almost.

[he's right on the money: a demon wouldn't know his true name without him telling him. AND with Lupin stepping on his shadow. . .whoop!

The fake Dazai warps, becoming a fox-shaped shadow monster]
shortforever: (23)

1/2

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Knew it!
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2/2

[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...wait.]

Do I still have to kill you?
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[well it is LEAPING AT HIM]
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ASSHOLE

Odin immediately turns on gravity manipulation to try and catch this asshole and slam him into the ground.
]
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[personal profile] wooliefrand 2024-09-28 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[HECK

GRAVITY'D


AND THEN ALSO PERSONA'D BY LUPIN

the shadow SCREEES before finally retreating, disappearing into a black mist]
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[personal profile] shortforever 2024-09-28 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...man, I didn't even get to hit the real Dazai.