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[JUST A MINUTE!]

WHO: THISTLE
WHERE: THISTLE
WHEN: in just a minute-- (Day 106 at night sometime, maybe a little backdated to post-game 105 for fallout)

[WE HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO COMPLETE!]

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I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY

IF WE FAIL I'LL KILL YA BEFORE THEY CAN!!

That does not make me feel better!!

TBF YOU WON'T FEEL ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

DO THEY HAVE ANY EVIDENCE

Hell if I know! They just grabbed us and started this shit! Justice system's rigged anyway...

Do have a question though. If you can keep your voice down I might even ask it!

GO FOR IT

[he is still loud,]

[ siiiigghhhhh ]

You think a mask might help our case any?

Like a disguise...?

Something like that. It's worth a try at this point.

[ WAY TO GO CONFESSING ]

!!!!!

BLING! IT! UP!!

[ god this is so

well here goes nothing, as he pulls the mask out and slaps it on his face ]

[oh. the mask.

uh...]

Gonna clean the courtroom now?

The gold demon doesn't clean!

The hell are you doing??

[THE DEMON COURT GASPS]

[THEN SQUINTS]

...............ARE YOU WEARING A DEMON AS A SKIN OR DID GOLDIE LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT

PROVE YOUR STATUS!!

[PRO: THESE DEMONS DON'T SEEM VERY SMART]

[ holy shit is this working?? ]

I love gold!! I LOVE IT!! This place needs more statues!

Waaaah! The gold demon is back! Please don't turn me into a statue!

[hiding behind bombay]

[slowwwwwly clicks that this is the "disguise."

stands there with a blank look in front of a "cowering" Yata.]

[bon bon speaks up!!]

YEA, COWER!! WITNESS HIS POWER!!

TURN SOMEONE INTO GOLD, GOLDIE!!

[WINK WONK]

[uhhhh. how you gonna pull this off, bro?]

You-- you got it!

[ thank fuck his face is hidden behind the mask. how the hell does he use the powers of this thing? Things he never thought to ask

He's still handcuffed so he can't point at anyone in particular, but he's thinking gold thoughts about the judge really hard, god, please w o r k ]

Gold gold gold, let's shine this place up!!

[well the demon IS under thistle's command, so

THE JUDGE IS NOW GOLDEN]

[THE JURY GASPS]

WAIT ISN'T THAT OUTRIGHT MURDER???

. . .

. . .

[BON BON FLIES UP TO TAKE THE GAVEL]

I ALSO HAVE A PHD IN JUDGING.

SINCE THE FORMER JUDGE IS NOW GOLDEN, THIS TRIAL IS NULL. ALSO HE'S NOT DEAD WHICH IN A WAY IS KINDA WORSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT

BUT ANYWAY!!

[BANGS GAVEL]

I FIND THE DEFENDANTS INNOCENT BUT ALSO MUST DO 50 PUSHUPS EACH COMMUNITY SERVICE

I wasn't even there!! Why do I have to do push ups?

Re: DEMON DOOR

wooliefrand - 2024-09-28 01:00 (UTC) - Expand

Besides, demons have no morality.

[ maybe. now that things are safe, he is trying to have a cool moment because none of this was cool.

also, under his breath -- ]

Pushups? My back already hurts.

Edited 2024-09-28 00:43 (UTC)

I knew you weren't--- just be quiet and let me do my thing!!

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