WOOF TIME

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Altruistic Sheep and/or Shit Stirrers
WHERE: Pasture and Elsewhere
WHEN: TBD

[It's time for some NEGOTIATIONS.

-Inventory!
-Gen Mingle!
-Fountain!
-The Gates!
-The City!
-The Office!
-????


Ooc: NEGOTIATIONS/DONATIONS POST!! idk when this is happening we'll figure it out. Comment to a header and we'll FIGURE SHIT OUT AS WE GO though note--no one can comment to the City/Office until you get past the gates!

Please note there's no super rush i'll be taking my time since work is a lil busy but goal is to have all this wrapped up by the 25th!]

Comments

Re: THE OFFICE

[wooliefrand]

[crosses his arms]

You have my word, and that's all you need. So long as this truly isn't any sort of trick, you need not worry.

. . .

I would not be surprised if it failed. The Forever Snake certainly hasn't favored us. Why it would listen to you. . .I simply don't understand.

Re: THE OFFICE

[wants_the_phd]

I told you: we helped his priest. We've also helped him. We haven't hunted him down or put him in chains, so our relationship is still good. He even offered to donate his scales to your cause, just because we asked him nicely.

But I want your assurance that, even if I can't persuade him, my name will still be safe with you. I want to know what you consider a breach of contract, and what will happen if you break your word with me.

[SHE'S BEEN FUCKED OVER TOOOOOOO MANY TIMES, SIR]

Re: THE OFFICE

[finalbows]

[ this is sooooo fun to be bystander to ]

Re: THE OFFICE

[wooliefrand]

[a roll of his eyes]

If it'd answered prayers centuries ago we woudln't have had to resort to such drastic measures.

[ahem]

My assurance is as I said. As long as you aren't using my word to betray us--linking our territories so you can flood it with more outsiders or setting us up to be destroyed by that ram, it will be safe.

Even if you should fail, simply send word, and that's that. I'll erase your name from my mind.

1/2

[wants_the_phd]

If only there were an easier way to send word.......



[Sigh.]

...Fine.

Just because I want this much for us all the be able to collaborate. But bear in mind that, unlike you, I am a vengeful person. And if you use this against me, I will ruin your life.

[wants_the_phd]

[Painfully aware of the other people in this room, she can't help but look over her shoulder at Angie when she says it.]







Linnea.

[wooliefrand]

I assure you, you cannot make anything worse. Just more annoying at this point.

[a flick of his hear, committing it to memory. He exhales.]

I grant you and the other residents of Stormia's pasture safe passage into this city.

By Royal Oath.

[did she just feel a TINGLE there? she did.

He holds out a paw. gotta shake.]

[wants_the_phd]

[AND they have to touch each other???? wtf, this sucks. I hope everyone appreciates how much she's fucking suffering for the sake of other people right now. She would have NEVER done this before getting to sheep. ugh. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!]



[shakes...... paw.........]




...Thanks.

[wooliefrand]

[THE PACT IS SEALED.

He releases her hand, leaning back in his chair.]

Don't expect thanks from me just yet.

Do as you will.

1/2

[wants_the_phd]

I'll be satisfied simply having fewer guns pointed in our direction, when all we want is just to fix this place and leave.

[wants_the_phd]

Speaking of leaving, I'm ready to be out of your hair.

Thank you for taking the time to hear us out. I hope for peace and prosperity for both our people.

[wooliefrand]

. . .

[nts buzz down to security and tell them not to corner them as they leave as originally planned,

He closes his eyes, giving a dismissive wave.]

Mm. You may take your leave.