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GAMBLIN RITUAL

WHO: SHEEP
WHERE: PASTURE
WHEN: 81 STUPID LATE THRU 82 EARLY MORN

[hey guys were you all settling in

hahah TOO BAD

suddenly a darkness whips out, stretching from Clover's barn and reaching across the entire pasture, grabbing up anyone who might be in the way.

But it doesn't hurt you. No, instead you find yourselves..........dressed rather swanky. Think scarves, fedoras, gangster aesthetic.

The stars in the sky have been replaced with glittering coins and dice. Even some of the paper flowers reflect this change, the flowers now looking as if they are made from dollar bills and other currency.

And--oh yeah the Gambler Demon is perched on top of Clover's Barn what UP.]

Evenin' folks. Had me a little wager. So let's get to it.

RULES | SIGN UPS | MINGLE | ROUND 1 | Round 2 | round 3 | END GAME

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Then I'll change it!

How.

By becoming king, of course!

...

Oh.

I'm studying for it right now. And when I'm king, I'll make all the stupid rules go away!

....can we have more water when yer king?

[ clicks his tongue like ]

Obviously! That's the number one thing to work on!

...and food?

Consistent, reliable water year round means consistent, reliable crops year round!

...when will ya be king?

When I'm grown up! And I gotta prove that I'm better suited for the throne than Kaka is first, that's why I'm studying so much, but after that!

Oh that's why ya can read and write so good.

Uh huh! I've been studying eeeevery day since I could remember!

I wish I could read easy....s'hard...

You can't? Why?

Cuz its hard. The letters don' make none sense t'me and the sounds ain't how they oughta be sometimes and I don' get it.

Which writing system are you learning?

[ because that's clearly the problem right ]

The uh normal one?

Common?

Uh huh.

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