Counting Stars

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Sheeps
WHERE: All over
WHEN: Night Post Game 77 / Morning Day 78

[DID YOU GUYS HAVE A FUN GAME? ARE YOU FUCKED UP? WELL GET IT TOGETHER

or not, maybe you just need to sleep. have some sweet dreams. This can be a dream mingle or a reality mingle, I'm not the boss of yall]

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[audacity]

[ just stops and looks at him ]

Hera, Queen of Olympus? Zeus wasn't thrilled with her, but who's going to hold her accountable?

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[spinebuddyandme]

Me and Scarab could do it.

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[audacity]

[ snorts ]

I'd love to see that, actually.

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[spinebuddyandme]

I'll add it to our post-sheep hell agenda.

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[audacity]

There's an agenda?

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[spinebuddyandme]

Yeah. I've gotta introduce everyone to my folks, meet Lethe's kids, meet your mom, and now fight Hera.

[ passes over the dry ingredients to be mixed in while he readies a brownie pan ]

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[audacity]

[ glad, in this moment, that mind reading isn't one of scarab's many abilities. ]

You might have to fight Zeus too. I'm not sure how much he'd really care, but something something that's his wife even if he cheats on her constantly.

[ accepting the dry ingredients and gets to mixing with the wet ]

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[spinebuddyandme]

Okay, I do wanna fight him too, but I dunno if I can actually deal with two gods at once.

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[audacity]

One at a time is more than pleny, yeah.

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[spinebuddyandme]

Speaking from experience?

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[audacity]

Actually? Yeah. I battled Ares when I was twelve, and it's never really slowed down.

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[spinebuddyandme]

The war guy?! I'd ask why he was beefing with a kid, but none of them ever have good reasons.

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[audacity]

It was a whole thing.

[ shrugs ]

Zeus's and Hades's majorly important power symbols got stolen. I got the blame. Ares was in on it, so he wasn't too thrilled when I figured out what was going on and didn't stick to the script.

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[spinebuddyandme]

What did he expect to happen? A war god's gotta have better strategic planning than that.

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[audacity]

You're thinking of Athena. Ares isn't too bright. Besides, it wasn't really his plan.

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[spinebuddyandme]

Then whose plan was it?

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[audacity]

[ mouth tugs into a frown ]

The Titan lord Kronos. It was his first move in a very, very long time. Try to start a war between the gods in a way that'd put me on the board and force Poseidon to publicly claim me. It wasn't a bad plan, either. I wasn't actually supposed to be born, so my claiming was almost enough to spark a war by itself.

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[spinebuddyandme]

It's still a shitty plan to try using a kid to start a war. It didn't work out in the end though, did it?

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[audacity]

Nah. Annabeth, my best friend Grover, and I set everything straight before it could get that far. That was the first shot of the Titan War, but open hostilities didn't start till a couple of years after that.

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[spinebuddyandme]

Trying to frame a demigod didn't count as open?

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[audacity]

Uh. I was thinking on a scale of one to full-scale battles, but you might have a point.

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[spinebuddyandme]

The smaller stuff has to count too, especially when it's stuff that got done to you.

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[audacity]

[ ffffrowns thoughtfully ]

That would mean we've pretty much always been at war since I was twelve. Which — wow, depressing. But probably true.

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[spinebuddyandme]

... Do you ever get a break?

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[audacity]

Um.

[ smiles lopsidedly, shrugs ]

Hasn't happened yet.