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drankle mangle (cw: alcohol/intoxication)
Nov. 27th, 2023 10:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worsethingshappenWHO: unlucky friends
WHERE: in an ever-expanding radius around the lazy river,,,
WHEN: Day 44, early evening into night
[ you might not have noticed, but for the past several days, the lazy river has had an exciting (life-sized) addition. there's only enough room for three people to crowd onto the deck, but those observing from a distance can identify that it and the waterslide are currently taken up by a whole bunch of wobbly birds, several empty kegs, some broken glass, a wobbly upset snake, and a wildly gesticulating (and none too stable) asshole with bags under their eyes. ]
OF COURSE WE NEED MORE! LADY FEATHERS ISN'T DRUNK ENOUGH YET!
[ this appeal appears to be getting an argument, but suddenly, with a pop, another keg appears and the snake falls over. the asshole hands the snake a glass, takes another drink themselves, throws their own glass on the deck so it shatters, and punches the air with a whoop.
all the birds wobble again, in unison. several fall over, and a ripple of something begins to spread out in a slow wave from the boat. ]
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((( ooc: DRANK POST! if you enter the AoE for Teleute's GETTING PLASTERED BY PROXY, choose or roll for any combination of the following effects--
BLACKOUT - Everything goes completely dark, and you can't see. Don't fall into the lazy river!
TIPSY TURVY - You physically can't keep your balance, and everything around you is swimming. (Still probably don't want to fall into the lazy river!)
CHEERFUL DRUNK - Everything is great. That guy over there? Great. This pasture? Great. That sheep? Great. The uncontrollable urge to giggle? Amazing.
TALKY DRUNK - Your head feels all muddled up, so you can't resist the urge to ramble about whatever you're thinking...
SAD DRUNK - Everything is terrible. You're terrible. You want to cry. You just tripped over something and no one has ever been so sad about it in the history of the world.
FEISTY DRUNK - ARE YOU GONNA LET THEM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT????????? HUH???????????????????
REVENGE OF THE DANCING PINK ELEPHANTS - You are probably hallucinating, but whatever boss fight you just conjured for yourself and your friends needs to be fought anyway. Or maybe you ARE an endboss, with magic lasers? Please link your choice of Final Fantasy battle theme.
D̷O̴N̵'̶T̴ ̷F̸A̷L̷L̶ ̸I̵N̴T̵O̵ ̸T̸H̸E̴ ̴L̷A̵Z̶Y̸ ̷R̷I̷V̸E̶R̴ - it's
cold
you don't know what's down there, do you
your responsible parties are over here... if you can reach them. enjoy your hangover tomorrow, kids. )))
WHERE: in an ever-expanding radius around the lazy river,,,
WHEN: Day 44, early evening into night
[ you might not have noticed, but for the past several days, the lazy river has had an exciting (life-sized) addition. there's only enough room for three people to crowd onto the deck, but those observing from a distance can identify that it and the waterslide are currently taken up by a whole bunch of wobbly birds, several empty kegs, some broken glass, a wobbly upset snake, and a wildly gesticulating (and none too stable) asshole with bags under their eyes. ]
OF COURSE WE NEED MORE! LADY FEATHERS ISN'T DRUNK ENOUGH YET!
[ this appeal appears to be getting an argument, but suddenly, with a pop, another keg appears and the snake falls over. the asshole hands the snake a glass, takes another drink themselves, throws their own glass on the deck so it shatters, and punches the air with a whoop.
all the birds wobble again, in unison. several fall over, and a ripple of something begins to spread out in a slow wave from the boat. ]
---
((( ooc: DRANK POST! if you enter the AoE for Teleute's GETTING PLASTERED BY PROXY, choose or roll for any combination of the following effects--
cold
you don't know what's down there, do you
your responsible parties are over here... if you can reach them. enjoy your hangover tomorrow, kids. )))