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[hardpity]

WHO: Peony and UNSUSPECTING LILIES
WHERE: Peony's EVIL LAIR
WHEN: EEEVIL night 76


[ the hot anime lord of the underworld has lured innocent lilies into his LAIR for a sleepover ]

Comments

[quarantotto]

Why? Did their barn burn down?

[hardpity]

Not... that I know of?

[quarantotto]

So they're coming over here by choice?

[hardpity]

W-well, they think they're helping with a quest...

[quarantotto]

What quest? Are we getting new equipment?

[hardpity]

A kotatsu! You know, those tables with the heaters? I asked Naythan to give me an excuse to trick Lily into taking a night off so that's what we're getting.

[quarantotto]

.....if we're getting a kotatsu out of the deal, I can manage.

[hardpity]

You can get first dibs on it even.

[quarantotto]

Acceptable.

[hardpity]

We're also gonna have to tell some stories.

[quarantotto]

Unacceptable.

[hardpity]

That's the rite. They can be made up stories if you wanna talk about a movie you saw.

[quarantotto]

[Leans in very closely, talking very quickly and in a lower voice than usual]

Buona fortuna con il tuo lavoro. Lo lascio nelle tue abili mani. Non puoi farmi parlare se mi nascondo da te. Capisci, vero? Bene. Adesso mi congederò. Addio, capo.

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[hardpity]

[hardpity]

Δεν μιλάω αυτή τη γλώσσα. Πρέπει να πεις μια ιστορία.

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[quarantotto]

...

[quarantotto]

Parlami ancora così e sposerò tua madre. Mi senti? Dovrai chiamarmi "papà".

[hardpity]

[ I CAN TELL YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT MY MOM BUT I CAN'T TELL EXACTLY WHAT. ]

...

[quarantotto]

[If loving your hot mom is weird, I don't want to be right]

[hardpity]

It can be a short story.

[quarantotto]

...the weather is getting warmer. Honestly a kotatsu would just take up valuable room for activities.

[hardpity]

I'll stop bringing in project supplies.

[quarantotto]

...fine.

[hardpity]

It only has to be one, it can be short and you can make up everything in it.

[quarantotto]

All right.