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[crittersheep]

WHO: All
WHERE: All
WHEN: Day 76, Post Game


baa.

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[bloominto]

( within bluebell pasture, there is harmony, still under the effects of the ritual's punishments (cat ears/tail, cold unless cuddling, and a crown of mood flowers- plum blossoms to be precise- around her head). she is sitting with an embroidery hoop, but she seems dissastisfied with something....

but who cares about that? we're here for the big important reason. a purple cake that smells like mixed berries is sitting in the grass... oh wait! it's not a cake. it's a cat! she seems to be sitting peacefully and watching a butterfly quite intently. ... the cake hops forward. mrrp? prrt? )

[reportinastorm]

[The newest Thistle has come out of the ritual covered in glitter, which she is trying to brush off herself as she walks through the pasture. Completely ineffectually.]

What even is this stuff...?

[rugpull]

That's glitter, the enemy of all mankind.

[doggonemad]

[ today, Hannya is moseying about, a metal baseball bat slung over his shoulders. occasionally, he'll twirl it like it's nothing, but he somehow manages to not hit anyone despite how carefree he seems to be about it. wack. ]

That weren't so bad, was it?

[reportinastorm]

I can think of a few things worse for mankind... but it is pretty annoying.

[rugpull]

[wow hes cool]

[rugpull]

I've done a lotta laundry in my time so I gotta skewed opinion.

[reportinastorm]

Do you have any tips on how to get it off?

[rugpull]

Well first suggestion would be just beating it offa yer clothes. Then usin' a lint roller or tape to remove whatever's left stickin'. There's a trick with hairspray too but ain't got any.

[leonheartedly]

Did I miss something . . . ? Why does it smell like smoke?

[what did y'all get up to.

Also, he's is looking for three people to surprise gut punch, and three people to stand in a circle to hold hands with and smooch]

[reportinastorm]

Hmmm...

[she takes out a notepad and makes a few quick notes]

I'll see what Red has and experiment. Thank you.

[rugpull]

Okay 'll see ya again when ya need blood stain removal recs then.

[lifeonpaws]

[ cake???? cat???????

local lion sniffs at cake cat ]

[rugpull]

We had cool battles and our sheep were awesome.

[featherduster]

Nobody died so does it matter?

[electricflock]

[hisses at the cake]

[cat]

[cake cat]

[electricflock]

[follow your heart]

There was a fire, but is okay. Was cardboard.

[reportinastorm]

There was a ritual.

[She is covered in glitter]

It wasn't too bad, but it seems like some of the others burned down the cardboard stadium.

[bloominto]

( the kitten looks up at the lion before sniffing back. it's definitely alive, flesh and blood even! it just smells like berries and cake as well.

harmony observes from her seat. )

[endsjustified]

[punch him while he's wearing the stupid fish hat bc he will not kiss in it]

Ritual. I missed it too but it seems to have sent everyone into mild hysterics.

[bloominto]

( the cake cat is just a baby! and clearly has no idea how to respond to hissing because she just tries to scoot closer into her shell and hide. don't hurt her! )

Come now, dear. She's only a day old, it's alright.

[leonheartedly]

[the sheep were awesome???]

Really? No one got hurt?

[rugpull]

Kevin took emotional damage but that was a separate issue.

[leonheartedly]

Well no, I'm just curious if I've got no reason to be concerned.

[lifeonpaws]

[ . . .

just . . . tilts his head . . . what . . .

if he stares at her long enough maybe she'll make sense ]