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[ahhh...]

Were you being a womanizer?

It had nothing to do with that! Where did that come from?

[ yes, sort of ]

So that's a yes.

[because multiple Adult Women appeared today and one has an instrument with them. also, you're gross and desperate.]

[ why are you doing him so dirty, man. ]

Are you done judging me already? I only offered to give her a hand, y'know.

Edited 2024-04-25 23:42 (UTC)

Right.

[sounds like disbelief!

... and also a weird feeling gnawing at his insides.]

It's true! Come on!

[ sigh, but then ]

Wait, she must be the one you gave your room to. She was the new Bluebell, so that makes sense...

Harmony. She bakes cats.

[yes.]

And you're okay with that?!

Edited 2024-04-25 23:56 (UTC)

They're adorable and smell delicious. But every time I play with it I get hungry.

[it's a struggle.]

What are you even saying?!

Cats that are also cake. The cake acts as an extension of their bodies. But the cat itself is soft and fluffy.

[anyway what he's saying is that this woman fulfilled his deepest desire and he might ask for her hand in marriage.]

What the hell?! That's not fair, how does someone get a power to do that?

[ not that he wants a cat but holy shit my dude that would be an awesome party trick ]

Edited 2024-04-26 22:02 (UTC)

... You okay?

[why is he shouting, does he want a cakecat?]

I'm fine! It's getting harder and harder to just be a good cook out here with people like that showing up.

But the cat isn't edible.

[so it doesn't infringe on his cooking skills, or whatever.]

Still not fair that someone can create life using an oven and I'm just over here making normal stuff.

[... why are you like this, bro.]

Could ask her how she does it if you want to bake something to life that badly.

[ cooking is my domain!! ]

It's not even about the baking stuff to life thing, it's like... how the hell is someone supposed to compete with that?

Edited 2024-04-27 23:44 (UTC)

You don't. Just accept defeat with dignity.

[hopefully his words offer some comfort.]

[ since when does he accept anything with dignity. ]

Definitely making me feel better, Duo.

[ annoyed sarcasm thanks!! ]

I'm always here to offer moral support.

[thumbs up]

Ugh... Well, whatever, she's gonna make her cake cats and I'm just gonna make edible stuff I guess.

[ he still feels a little pouty. he's gonna partly blame it on the head injury too ]

You only stop by for the laundry?

Gonna stay over today.

[ he might be feeling awkward around Duo for Reasons, but... ]

Everything okay over there?

[he leans against the wall beside the bed that Acheron is sitting on, inwardly searching for an answer to that question.]

... It's alright.

[and it is, mostly.]