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[crittersheep]

WHO: all of you
WHERE: day 74
WHEN: through the day tbh

[there's trauma approaching in the distance but it ain't showing up quite yet THIS day!

it's a really beautiful day, actually. sunny and deeply pleasant weather. maybe sometime today people might return from a snadventure (snake adventure), or maybe not? the wildlife and your lil resident sheep are all perky and up and at 'em and full of energy. hopping.

what about you?]

Comments

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

[SUS]

If it involves shooting at me I will respectfully decline.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

We're gonna exercise!

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

I--I get plenty of exercise already!

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

You gotta live a long time, right?! So you can't half-ass it! We're gonna have a regimen.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

I don't think I need a regimen though. I'm not that unhealthy. The doctor just told me to cut back on sweets and do some proper stretches.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

[ IGNORES HIM, flaps a hand ]

C'mon, finish eating. I need to do my training today too.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

...

[eats his food. in between bites he thinks to ask follow up questions]

What training do you usually do?

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

Five seconds of meditation. Five minutes of stretches. Thirty minutes of reflexes, thirty minutes of gunwork, an hour of upper body strength, an hour of lower body strength.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

...

[stops eating to reach for Minuet's arm. holds it up to inspect his muscles]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

[ It's hard to tell with the way he dresses, but if Lethe is copping a feel then it's clear he's fucking jacked ]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

[that's so unfair. Charon is going to dump him because Minuet is buffer and he deserves it for not having muscles as good as this.]

Three hours a day is way too much time to spend on all of that. I have other things to do. I can accept two hours.

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

[ LETHE PLEASE???? Maybe the man likes variety ]

Two hours it is! ☆

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

[that sounds incorrect, muscles are objectively the best]

After I eat.

[SCARFS DOWN THE REST OF HIS FOOD THO]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

[ Lethe likes baras confirmed


He sits back and sips his coffee with the content and slightly smug aura of someone who succeeded at bullying. ]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

[Lethe liking baras is just canon

he doesn't realize he's been scammed so he just finishes all of his food and hops to his feet]

Ready when you are~!

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

Alright! It's go time!

[ BODILY HAULS HIM OUTSIDE ]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

You're too enthusiastic about this.

[IS DRAGGED WITHOUT RESISTANCE but he's eyeing Minuet with suspicion. like he expects there to be a twist here]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[featherduster]

You've gotta be enthusiastic about something if you're really gonna put your heart into it.

[ He's leading them toward the forest with the confidence of a path frequently-taken. They eventually come to a clearing that's comfortably wide enough for a spar. There are targets littered on every side of it, each one with what appears to be only a few bullet holes each. Closer inspection reveals wearing at the edge of each hole; a near-perfect shot into the same spot over and over, hundreds of times.

There are also heavy rocks, weights, blindfolds, things tied to strings, and other assorted items scattered around for god only knows what. ]

Re: @ lilybell kitchen

[mykidisthebest]

[the targets he isn't bothered by, but he does make an ugh sound when he sees the heavy rocks and weights. gross. why.]

I put my heart into everything else in my life. For this...I just need to get the health benefits.