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[crittersheep]

WHO: all of you
WHERE: day 74
WHEN: through the day tbh

[there's trauma approaching in the distance but it ain't showing up quite yet THIS day!

it's a really beautiful day, actually. sunny and deeply pleasant weather. maybe sometime today people might return from a snadventure (snake adventure), or maybe not? the wildlife and your lil resident sheep are all perky and up and at 'em and full of energy. hopping.

what about you?]

Comments

[featherduster]

[ Probably either coming or going from the forest for whatever reason. His hair's blonde, also for whatever reason. ]

Yo yourself. What is Red charging you for all those?

[doggonemad]

[ raises an eyebrow at the hair, but isn't commenting on it. yet. ]

Got a small mountain of 'em from the Snake before I swapped. Dunno what Red's gonna charge me, but I guess I'll find out when I run out.

[ takes another drag. ]

[featherduster]

Oh he's gonna screw you left right and sideways.

[doggonemad]

Maybe I can just stab myself a bunch in front of him.

[featherduster]

[ GRIMACES ]

We have got to get you problem-solving in ways that don't involve being stabbed.

[doggonemad]

It's a quick an' easy solution! I got dice.

[featherduster]

You know that's basically the worst healing in the whole pasture, right.

[doggonemad]

Laughing is the worst healin' in the pasture. Someone told me the doctor here was a Daffodil. Like, what the fuck, man. How was he supposed ta heal the dead bodies? Make the corpses laugh? Jesus fuckin' Christ, my guys.

[featherduster]

[ ................. gawd ]

Oh, yeah.

[doggonemad]

[ summons his dice with his free hand and waves them about. ]

Not so bad now, are they?!

[featherduster]

Still pretty bottom tier.

[doggonemad]

Says a guy who prob'ly has shit luck.

[featherduster]

Kinda a mixed bag to be honest...

[doggonemad]

Heh! That's better than shit, ain't it?

[ grins around his cigarette, then takes a drag, nodding over at him. ]

So, what, you bum some bleach from Red or somethin'?

[featherduster]

I'll have you know I'm a natural blonde. Maybe I was bumming black hair dye all this time.

[doggonemad]

[ dubious, but he'll play along for now. ]

No shit! An' what'd he charge ya for it?

[featherduster]

That's a sec~ret~

[doggonemad]

Ha! Well, it's an interestin' look.

[featherduster]

Thanks for being nice and not hurting my delicate pride.