Mingly

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Sheep
WHERE:Where ever
WHEN: Evening 60 - Morning 61

[WHAT A DAY HUH? At least by evening the rain starts to let up, and it is noticeably not as cold as it has been. It's a good night for doing whatever, or maybe you're doing dream shit, I'm not your mom.

In the morning, some will notice that along with the storm, there are also no longer patches of snow fluffies, and any snow still on the ground is starting to melt. Additionally, little by little, more wildlife is popping back up in the meadow and forest. With the cold snap gone, it looks like the wildlife scarcity is disappearing, too.

In the cafeteria, there is a small breakfast waiting for those who care for it: coffee or hot cocoa, orange juice, plum tarts, and omelettes made with fish. There is also a banner:

HAPPY ACTUALLY TWO MONTHS IN THE PASTURE SORRY I CAN'T COUNT IGNORE THE OTHER ONE FROM LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO

anyway how yall doing]

Comments

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[he's cursed to live an exciting life.

after a moment of staring at the space where the arm is, some text APPEARS above the cat:

Are you not getting it fixed?]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ DID YOU MEAN JUMPSCARE ]

HUH?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[sits and waits for an answer. the text is still there it's just hanging out]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ DEFENSIVELY, ]

I'm working on it. [ squints ] Why can you write?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

I'm a magic cat, obviously.

[he does his best to look super innocent]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ In a magical barnyard of sentient farm animals this is probably not so outrageous ]

I guess I've seen weirder stuff in this place.

Magic cats should mind their business though.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[exactly, there's like, a talking cat next door and three more a barn over or something]

No way! Cats are naturally curious. If you satisfy my curiosity I'll grant you a boon.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

What's the curiosity and what's the boon?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[makes a grumpy face :T]

I...want to know if you're taking care of yourself.

The boon is that you get to touch my paws.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ cats (affectionate)(derogatory) ]

I think so? I slept... had some coffee this morning... meditated the usual amount. [ (Three seconds) ]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[baps at him with a paw, dissatisfied]

That's not good enough. You need to shower and rest more.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

And who decided what counts as good enough, magic literacy cat?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

It's common knowledge for cats.
When you go through a traumatic experience you need to rest.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ CATS (DEROGATORY) ]

Makin' a lot of assumptions. You spectate rituals or something?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[CATS (UNDERSTANDING THE NEED FOR NAPS)]

I'm a magic cat, so I know a lot of things. Don't think too hard about it! Just do what I say.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

. . .

That's what a demon pretending to be a cat would say.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[he's making this face but as a cat ]

Do I look like a demon to you? A demon cat would be able to just talk to you normally. I'm just a slightly magical cat.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

What specifically do you want me to do, demon cat?

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

Shower and sleep!

[headbutts his ankles with his tiny cat body]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

Ow- hey! I showered and slept last night!

[ The morgue incident was after that and sleeping was more like fitful nightmares unskippable

But TECHNICALLY this statement is true ]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

You stink. Clean up again.

[...reluctantly holds up a paw]

If you actually did shower and sleep last night, you fulfilled the requirements.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ ............. He pets the lil feets.... so soft... so small... ]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[they're very soft...and tiny....he sits very patiently and does not move while his paws are being pet]

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[featherduster]

[ He stops EVENTUALLY ]

... Cute.

Re: @ bluebell, morning 61

[mykidisthebest]

[gives a tiny cat sigh]

Not cute.
If you're not going back to sleep, please give me some strawberries to bring back home.