As the Pasture Turns

[jerkalope]

WHO: EVERYBODY DOKI-ING
WHERE: The Pasture
WHEN: Evening of Day 57



[How is everyone handling the ritual? Getting pins? Getting pinned? Wink wink. With all these festivities you might think that unlimited bar and snack table has run out but never fear. Once you have changed into your second or first date appropriate outfit there is a new spread offered up for your evening.

The tables are now filled with a healthy assortment of food. A fresh salad bar, including those immaculately carved cucumber and watermelon roses. To the side, with a sign of "Caution: Hot. Seriously, admit if you can't handle it wusses", there is an array of salsa and cheese plates for you to peruse. There are also fresh oranges scattered about if you want to grab a snack to go.

Lastly, there is some hoity toity wedding cake that has come pre-sliced. Like someone thinks you don't know how to share. But at least the cake topper suggests some mutual happily ever after... right?



OOC reference to status effects

Salad: if you eat the salad you will find a piece of it stuck in your teeth/dressing on your face that you won't be able to notice or clean unless someone admits you've got a little somethin' there.

Salsa: are you ready for some spice? Aside from Warden trying to make the horseradish cheddar as spicy as possible, partaking in it will make you say things a little spicier than you normally would. Double entendres, suggestive tones, using lewd language in front of children, go for it.

Oranges: it's time for that TikTok challenge where you are suddenly consumed with the need to ask your significant other/random stranger to peel an orange for you. The way they go about it is clearly the only way you can determine how your relationship will last!!

Wedding cake is delicious and mostly without effects except oops you're overcome with the need to playfully flick or smush some of it at anyone talking to you. Food fight? FOOD FIGHT!]

Comments

[secondbornsun]

[ HEALTHY? EW. NO.

examines the offerings and wrinkles his nose like absolutely not. pig disgusting. who would ever, aside from oranges, which is an infringement on daffodil's fruit, how dare you!!!!!

turns his nose up and deadass leaves. that's what this toplevel is. i'm sorry ]

[strateelgic]

[Is he going to walk right into the cake Levi is holding up just for that purpose, though?]

[secondbornsun]

[ stops RIGHT before he hits it with the reflexes of catte ]

—oi.

[strateelgic]

[Tosses it the rest of the way.]

1/2

[secondbornsun]

[secondbornsun]

[ glares through the cake mush. how dare u ]

[strateelgic]

You look good in icing.

[secondbornsun]

. . . Thanks very much.

[ toothy grin while he lifts a hand to grab some cake mush off his face ]

You oughta have some too.

[ IMMEDIATELY trying to cram it against levi's mouth ]

[strateelgic]

[Oh it can go into his mouth, but that means he'll be grabbing Tart's fingers in his teeth.]

[hardpity]

[ any food at all? absolutely not.

just turns around and GOES BACK INSIDE. ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Crescendo is nowhere to be found the rest of the evening. He is safe from the food, most probably. If anyone absolutely needs him, he is in his room. It is 50/50 if he answers his cube phone if called.]

[tidesbeckon]

[ well, he doesn't need anything from him, but he does notice that after a bit.

so later on in the evening, he knocks on Crescendo's door. ]

Pardon me. Would you like me to bring you anything from the kitchen?

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ . . . It is quiet for a little bit. But after a moment.]

Do you know how to make tea?

[tidesbeckon]

I do, yes. Would you like for me to make you some?

[heavyliesthecrown]

If you think it might help an upset stomach, then yes. I am feeling just a little unwell after some of the things I ate earlier.

[tidesbeckon]

I can do that. Do you have a preference, or shall I make whatever I find in the kitchen?

[ PRESUMABLY they have tea . . . presumably . . . ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[They do...! Crescendo has put together some blends himself, and others have donated.]

Whatever you find works.

[tidesbeckon]

Very well. It will be but a moment.

[ He heads off to make the tea, so it takes him a bit of time. But sure enough, after awhile, he's knocking at Crescendo's door again, tea in hand. ]

[sweetsmarts]

[ /breaks into his room thru his window? ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[did you scale his Rapunzel tower, koha ]

[sweetsmarts]

[ YEP. scaled the tower to break in and jimmy the window, how do u do ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[He freezes and stares at the window for a moment. There's a spoon in his hand, a gallon of ice cream half empty, his eyes red and face puffy.

. . . . . ]

Shade-kun...!?

[ HOW ]

[sweetsmarts]

...What even happened???

[ just letting himself in thru the window nbd ]

[heavyliesthecrown]

What do you mean what happened?

[ He says, looking like a mess.]

I am just... enjoying a couple of snacks.

[strateelgic]

[Leviathan really just wants to squish cake in the faces of others right now.

For someone as large as him, he's sure good at appearing right by you when you least expect it...]