EMERGENCY ROSE GATHERING OF WITS

[finalbows]

WHO: Roses (guests???)
WHERE: Rose Barn
WHEN: right after jade got eelnapped

Angel Devil has swept all the notes off the Wall of Madness, and immediately starts fresh. Assume all comments are notes he's writing unless otherwise.. uh.. noted

Comments

[wants_the_phd]

[Ho boy she is not used to this feeling. Weird little creature touching her...]

You're probably going to be the easiest to accommodate... There's a lot for you to hold onto. And you have so many more prehensile bits than normal.

[Monkey feet...]

[finalbows]

[ he knows. he knows he is such a weird little guy right now. ]

Yes, yes, there's no worry with me. I could ride on you standing and be fine. But the other two...

Maybe... put them... here?

[ once he got to the middle, it's much easier to pick around. He goes to a spot a bit ahead of her winglets, on her upper torso. ]

[wants_the_phd]

[She can crane her head around to look]

That would make it easier for me, I think, but where would their legs go?

[Maybe we should talk to Red about giving everyone monkey potion. And some for Levi, too. He can be the Fiji Mermaid.]

[finalbows]

Ugh. I am THIS close to suggesting we summon giant marshmallows to stick on you like we're getting ready for a campfire.

[wants_the_phd]

I think the closest we have are the pillows with the winged infants on them.

[finalbows]

Haven't I sacrificed enough for that eel yet...

[wants_the_phd]

For the sake of the journey we are about to undertake, I want to say yes. Yes, we have all sacrificed enough. May no more sacrifices be necessary. Surely this will be a fast and uneventful trip where we experience no difficulties and suffer no pain.

[finalbows]

[ levitates a piece of chalk to start writing LEVI'S TAB ]

[wants_the_phd]

[Huffs a laugh. That tab has already been paid off with hot breakfasts every morning, and a summer's worth of fish she didn't have to catch on her own. Angie's tab is his own business.]

At least we know he's still alive, since the staff hasn't appeared.

Although if it had, we could just make him a new body and dunk it in the fountain once we got the claws off; save ourselves a lot of trouble.

[finalbows]

Mn.

Part of the risk is him being competent enough to escape his captors, but to still end up getting infected with the werewolf curse.

[wants_the_phd]

As long as we can find him before, what, sundown? Sunrise?

If they were trying to lure the population of the entire fucking pasture out into the mist, they couldn't possibly have done a better job.

[finalbows]

[ glances at his "WHAT'S NEXT" speculations on the wall ]

I was thinking that too.

[wants_the_phd]

[BIG SIGH...]

Unfortunately, I think I'd be even more helpless here on own than I will be going into the mist with you guys. So, I guess, let's stop stalling and gossip up the last of the shit we need.

What's going on with you and Akrinak these days?

[finalbows]

That cat is addicted to pulling my tail, metaphorically, and will never stop.


Except when the sheep tranquilize him, I suppose.

[wants_the_phd]

It's understandable; your tail is very pullable.

Tell me something embarrassing about him?

1/2

[finalbows]

[ MAKES THIS FACE OVER THE TAIL PULLING COMMENT. HE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE REFERENCING YOU AWFUL DRAGON ]

2/2

[finalbows]

--that implies he has the capacity to feel shame! That old housecat has replaced his ability to feel pride with an endless lust for destroying others'!

[wants_the_phd]

Okay then, what's the most embarrassing thing he did to you?

[finalbows]

[ God there's so many


what's one he's willing to even admit]

Tugged me around like a ragdoll with psychokinesis, like he was pretending to be my Master and I was his disobedient puppy! He was annoyed with me for Rose summoning a prison, but like it was all MY fault! It wasn't even a GOOD prison! The ambience and building materials were completely wrong!

[wants_the_phd]

...That's pretty fucked up, actually.

He did that to you?

[finalbows]

To drag me over to it to look inside because it made Pouh Widdle Bwiscuit upset.

[wants_the_phd]

Wow.

I truly, genuinely, hate that for you.


Did you get him back?

[finalbows]

Good grief, that was so long ago now... But...

[ SIGHS ]

The part that makes it embarrassing is no, not to my satisfaction!

[wants_the_phd]

What would have satisfied you?

[finalbows]

Something that made him that face that's all...

[ does an impression of:
]

Or at LEAST...

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